I've seen quite a few new names on the board lately, and while reading through the Link Up forum, I got an idea. There ought to be a sticky in there addressed to all the new names, with all the stuff that usually makes it into each "Hi, I'm new here" thread.
It should contain the obligatory
don't take your n00b ass-reaming too seriously, we all just have sick senses of humor, as well as things like
check the calendar (and maybe a link to it for the not-so-bright among the newbies),
don't brag about your drug-use, as that's not welcome here, also
we don't allow bumping of threads, and of course, the ever-present
do you do anal?
I know there are threads like this in the FAQ forum, but Link Up seems to be where the newbies always end up, and nobody ever reads the FAQ anyway.
Or would that just take away all the fun of getting new members?