Thread: Kinky Friedman: Next Governor of Texas?
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Old 02-24-05, 02:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I am going to vote for him. Texas politics are already a complete joke and I'd rather see Polly Shore running the state than that big-haired prick or the sorority snob senator.
I'm sure his first act would be to repeal the infamous "weezing" tax on all juice-related products passed in 1996 in retaliation for the release of 'Bio Dome'.


How can you not vote for a man that wrote songs with titles like "They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore"?
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