ghost town at work today. i thought this thread was about something else... this email i just got >>
> Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2007 13:46:18 -0800
> From: reid
> Subject: jesus was a zombie!
> To: suza
"But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from
the agony of death, because it was impossible for
death to keep its hold on him"
-Acts 2:24
"Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless you
eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood,
you have no life in you"
-John 6:53
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Jesus
After dying, Jesus was raised from the dead and once
more walked among the living. This, of course, would
only be possible if he were a zombie; Zombie Jesus is
the identity of Jesus following the Resurrection. In
zombie form, Jesus retained his unending love for
mankind, in particular, he loved their sweet,
delectable brains. Many of his followers were
surprised when, instead of offering God's salvation,
Zombie Jesus voraciously consumed their faces.