| the funny ejaculation story thread
ever got shot in the eye? it stings. ever had some girl fart in your mouth when she was coming? me neither. what about female ejaculate up the nose? let's hear about it.
i took a load up the nose once. i just started laughing. my boyfriend at the time was still coming, but managed to stop moaning long enough to whine, "why are you laughing at me?" in this pitiful little voice. that was pretty funny.
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