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Originally Posted by SwampDick  My ex-wife was finishing up a blowjob one night after a long week with no getting off for me. One of the best bjs in my life. It was like a really good prog house set, lasted forever and had a great flow to the energy. When I finally blow, I guess it surprised her, and she didn't get to swallowing fast enough or maybe it was massive amounts of jizz, idk. Anyways my jizz started dripping out her nose. It was funny as shit. I didn't get another bj for about a month because I was laughing at her. Stuck up bitch. | omg to the bolded part wtf sometimes I forget what type of message board I'm on 
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