[DREX]

i went to ozzfest back in 05’...when i got there I was really impressed by all the concession booths they traveled with....at one booth they were spray painting girls tits and of course every hesher from mesquite to haltom city was pressing up trying to get an eye-full....so its really hot out and every now and then some chick would walk by with her tits painted like tiger stripes or some shit....anyway it was hot and it was late afternoon at this pint....im standing in front of my seat and turn around and about 5 or 6 rows behind me there is the big fat frizzy haired girl standing there with no shirt on and her giant flabby tits painted like an american flag....now its really hot out so shes sweating and I mean a lot....so much so that the sweat from underneath her gigantic breasts is causing the red, white and blue paint from her american flag to drip down her belly and all over her wrangler cut-off shorts...all I could think was “these colors don’t run”.....i think I laughed for an hour straight