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> · 05-15-08, 08:37 PM

This customer walks into the store, she looks like a crackhead, a massive, dirty, crack head. She's already got her :angry mad: face on before she even walks through the door, and she's whiney and mopey and sighing heavily as she walks to the counter, obviously to ask me something, and she's making a painful face and says "Oh, god, ugh (she's in pain), Can I use your bathroom?" And she obviously, knows where my bathroom is, because she's already walking TOWARDS it. I'm thinking, no, bitch you cannot use my bathroom, it's for employees only, and you're a gross crackhead who's probably going to vomit and spit and shoot up and die in there and eat my trash. So, no, you can't. I say "No sorry, it's not working right now.. it's really gross in there. Try next door?"

She's pissed, because somebody at some other point had obviously let her use our facilities.

As she angrily and painfully walks out, I notice she's got a bun in the oven, looks like she was 78 months pregnant with alien triplets.

Now I feel kinda bad.

05-15-08, 08:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
> Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 32,406 Blog Entries: 6	I feel bad... This customer walks into the store, she looks like a crackhead, a massive, dirty, crack head. She's already got her :angry mad: face on before she even walks through the door, and she's whiney and mopey and sighing heavily as she walks to the counter, obviously to ask me something, and she's making a painful face and says "Oh, god, ugh (she's in pain), Can I use your bathroom?" And she obviously, knows where my bathroom is, because she's already walking TOWARDS it. I'm thinking, no, bitch you cannot use my bathroom, it's for employees only, and you're a gross crackhead who's probably going to vomit and spit and shoot up and die in there and eat my trash. So, no, you can't. I say "No sorry, it's not working right now.. it's really gross in there. Try next door?" She's pissed, because somebody at some other point had obviously let her use our facilities. As she angrily and painfully walks out, I notice she's got a bun in the oven, looks like she was 78 months pregnant with alien triplets. Now I feel kinda bad. __________________ I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.