1. Charlotte, N.C. (Hurricanes and hillbillies! YEE HAW!)
2. San Antonio, Texas (Great choice!
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3. Chattanooga, Tenn. (The real life setting for "The Hills Have Eyes")
4. Greenville, S.C. (Break out the banjo, it's time for a pickin' and a grinnin'!!)
5. Tulsa, Okla. (Anywhere in Oklahoma is fail from the start)
6. Stevens Point, Wis. (Too far North to be worth a damn, IMHO)
7. Asheville, N.C. (Please cancel them for using your name in vain, Ash)
8. Albuquerque, N.M. (Bugs Bunny loathes you guys for that wrong turn)
9. Huntsville, Ala. (Alabama: Just 2 IQ points under being cool enough to be named Mississippi)
10. Seattle, Wash. (As much trash as I talk about the place, the music experiment place and Puget sound do intrigue me)