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Originally Posted by TheSunAlsoRises?  oooh....like a sling shot type thing... or paint their feet & let them jump (is it enclosed?) or maybe a velcro wall? heh... i could also smell a LAWSUIT with these wacky ideas  |
Hehe...
Suddenly the lyrics to Sir Mix A-Lot's "Put em On the Glass" are running through my head.
I think my new required work uniforms are effecting my thoughts.
New dress code has shirts with v-necks that are so low that I had trouble keeping my lowcut bra hidden, except one shirt... that was so thin that you could see the color of my tattoos underneath.
Bottoms must be knee-length or shorter skirts, or tight slacks.
It suddenly makes sense why my 7 existing work shirts are out of the new dress code.... They aren't sexy enough.
I can't tell which I'm more likely to get annoyed with... the security staff, or all of the drunk jocks, yuppies, and rednecks... :/