[Arlen Specter]

Why do motherfuckers catch feelings over a woman that a) they used to date a looooooooooooong time ago, b) they still want to date them and have talked about doing so, c) even though they've talked about reconciling, won't 'officially' get back together and d) make a complete ass of themselves and start accusing their friends of trying to hook up with her despite the fact that they completely disrespected her last night when we all went to see 'The Dark Knight'?

I'm seriously about to knock this motherfucker out.