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A Pole came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!"
__________________ "The fiend in his own shape is less hideous than when he rages in the breast of man."
- Hawthorne (Young Goodman Brown)
"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."
- Thoreau (Resistance To Civil Government)
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears the beat of a different drummer."
- Thoreau (Walden) |