[hepkatmama]

i think u awesome. for reals. u teach me lots. i'm super happy to have this job.

however. when u outta town & i left to defend the fort. u best appreciate how many bad guys i laid out while u gone. i don't need a cookie. just don't blow off the skills like it doesn't matter.

do not compare your little six shooter methods to my gatlin gun cause i fo sho guaranteeeee that batch operations are way more efficient* than that one at a time nickle & dime nonsense.

i am not interested in giving up my personal life for work. i will work late or thru lunch if absolutely necessary. my ego is not fed through masochism and sacrificing my family for long hours. i know you get off on working tons and sending emails at 2am. goody for u, i'll be sleeping round then. i bet your husband misses you. quit micromanaging & get some stress relieving action. srsly.

& i swear to freaking gawd if you refer to yourself in third person again i funna scream bloody murder. "this is not the world according to [insert FIRST, LAST name here]."
don't make me throw something.
don't
freaking
do
it
lady

*efficient - taking less steps while being just as thorough, using time saving methods. (e.g. walking down the hall once instead of 8 times and carrying a larger stack, etc.)