[Tyler Durden]

So to make a short story long, I came home on Tuesday to find a long string of cop cars parked in front of my bldg and a fire truck around the back. Immediately my thoughts jump to “OMG they found the hooker chained up in my closet.” So I reluctantly make my way to my floor and when the elevator doors opened….nothing. No one around. So I grab the dawg and go outside with my neighbors and figure out what’s going on.

So I come to find out there was a “DJ” who lives upstairs on the 13th floor who had a bunch of underage kids and strippers or prostitutes or underage prostitutes doing “crack” for the past three days (could have been coke could have been meth I donno this is just they saying). I was like: WTF! You like right here and we could have been partying this whole time! So anyway supposedly one of them ended up climbing into a crawl space they were supposed to and might have been stuck…?

Well basically they got busted cause one of those kids dropped a baggie of rocks on the front door of my building. This front door also happens to be the front door of the restaurant in the building so one of the works found it and called the cops. I started laughing because I saw that same baggie when I took the dog out for the morning poo. The dog sniffed the bag and when I saw it I thought “Score!” But I left it cause who knows what it’s cut with and I doubt it’s the good stuff. My friend’s wife also found the same baggie and opted to leave it alone.


Lesson for the day and the coming weekend: “Don’t drop your shit in front of security cameras.”

I’m just sayin…