[bigKenny]

I just cut this month's check and I doubt I'll see her half, again. Bitch isn't on the lease, and now owes me for 3 months. The problem is the lazy cunt is never home when I'm home to talk about it. I think she's intentionally avoiding me. I've email and texted her several times - no reply.

Finally she's home early one morning on the weekend, and I came in from a hardy night of drinking. I smell her fucking dog, and lose it. I yelled at her through her closed door, "GTFO of my house because you ain't paying rent. I don't care if you got laid off, it's been 3 months! You could have gotten unemployment by now, you lazy cunt! Don't make me throw your shit out on the lawn, because the first thing to go will be your nasty ass mut!"

Well, when I woke up that afternoon, there was $100 dollars on my desk. She started keep the smelly dog in her room too, or taking it with her wherever she's hiding. At any rate, that was a month ago. Now her balance is $1175.

We used to be friends before she started dodging me over rent. Shit I'm an understanding guy, we could have worked something out if she would just talk to me.

Would it be worthwhile to go to court? Should I really just pawn her shit?

I wrote a letter to the landlord and asked her to go after the cunt for her half, and she said she couldn't legally. That's another point of fucking bullshit because the apartment manager told me that we were both equally responsible for the rent when we signed the lease, and he specifically said for one of us to sign as the leasee and one as the occupant because that's how the application was set up.