| Sambuca
Fuck you for being the only restaurant in the metroplex that won't split a check for parties larger than 8. Fuck you for making us spend 45+ minutes working out the numbers(alright, more like fuck you for making me wait 45+ minutes on the other parties doing math on their fucking phones because everyone else is a retard at math and/or chained to the calculator on their phone). Fuck you for overcharging me by $25 because you can't follow the numbers we sorted out. And fuck you for having a douchebag manager who didn't give a shit when we went to complain about your backwards-ass policy.
I think it's safe to say I'm never going back there again.
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