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Liz · 08-25-04, 11:44 AM

George W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the after-shave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
smells like."

Ryan · 08-25-04, 02:41 PM

Monica Lewinsky has come out in support of President Bush...

She said the last time we had a Democrat in the White House, he really left a bad taste in her mouth.

Thank you. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Dionysos · 08-25-04, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan

She said the last time we had a Democrat in the White House, he really left a bad taste in her mouth.

Thank you. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Hernando says that's what happens when you eat too many tomatoes. =p

question · 08-25-04, 05:26 PM

Asparagus too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dionysos

Hernando says that's what happens when you eat too many tomatoes. =p

08-25-04, 05:41 PM

i hate bush but that was funny

08-25-04, 11:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
Liz House This Body Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Las Colinas, TX Posts: 5,006	Bush/Kerry Joke...keep gettin' better & better.... George W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the after-shave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse." The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." __________________ I'm not what you call me; I'm what I answer to. In the end, all that really matters is what you think of you. No one else's opinions really matters. - Sarah (Pits'nTits)

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08-25-04, 02:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ryan Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 3,783	Monica Lewinsky has come out in support of President Bush... She said the last time we had a Democrat in the White House, he really left a bad taste in her mouth. Thank you. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

08-25-04, 05:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
HoCoast Guest Posts: n/a	i hate bush but that was funny