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Led · 09-21-04, 07:44 PM

Subject: I'm confused

Thus was passed me, but I can't understand it. Maybe you can,

I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head
so I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying
one thing. Then the other guy says something else. Who to believe. Lemme
see; have I got this straight?

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad..

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

Ahh, it's so confusing!

Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden
on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom Day". This is the day
after which the money you earn goes to you, not the government This year, tax
freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been since 1991. It's
latest day ever was May 2nd, which occurred in 2000. Notice anything special
about those dates?

Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are
actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave
no explanation and provided no data for this claim.

Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy men.
Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions,
all worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an old barn
brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame).

Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that
sound right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured out
a way to avoid paying his own.

Only 61 days until the election.

Big Andy · 09-21-04, 07:53 PM

That's just now making it to this board? Damn....

I think it's hilariously funny, because not one of those comparisons is based in fact.

Ryan · 09-21-04, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Led

Subject: I'm confused

Thus was passed me, but I can't understand it. Maybe you can,

I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head
so I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying
one thing. Then the other guy says something else. Who to believe. Lemme
see; have I got this straight?

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad..

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

Ahh, it's so confusing!

Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden
on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom Day". This is the day
after which the money you earn goes to you, not the government This year, tax
freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been since 1991. It's
latest day ever was May 2nd, which occurred in 2000. Notice anything special
about those dates?

Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are
actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave
no explanation and provided no data for this claim.

Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy men.
Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions,
all worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an old barn
brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame).

Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that
sound right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured out
a way to avoid paying his own.

Only 61 days until the election.

Why are you people so hung up on Bill Clinton? I don't believe he is running in this election, though I do realize you need all the resources you can get to make Bush look like he's not an idiot.

PS - You need to get faster at posting the email forwards you get from you daddy. There are only 41 days until the election.

Led · 09-21-04, 08:53 PM

I enjoy gettin a rise out of the A&P elitists. I have come to find this forum worthy of forwarded emails only. I got you idiots on a 5 page thread on gun control with the last one. Lemmings, MARCH!!!

Ryan · 09-21-04, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Led

I enjoy gettin a rise out of the A&P elitists. I have come to find this forum worthy of forwarded emails only. I got you idiots on a 5 page thread on gun control with the last one. Lemmings, MARCH!!!

You mean the "idiots" who know how to read and compose proper sentences? You mean the "elitists" who actually made it through college? Don't try to compensate for your own obvious intellectual shortcomings by insulting others who actually care more about the world than they do the pointless shit you spend your time thinking about. And that is not a blow to conservatives or Bush-supporters because there are indeed some intelligent ones in here - you're just not one of them.

Led · 09-21-04, 08:58 PM

GPA-3.9

I'm also DDM's resident grammar nazi.

PLUR fucker.

Ryan · 09-21-04, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Led

GPA-3.9

I'm also DDM's resident grammar nazi.

PLUR fucker.

Yes, I can tell you're brilliant from these witty replies. Pat yourself on the back, chief.

Led · 09-21-04, 09:05 PM

The first fish I hook is always a fighter. Points to you, CHIEF.

Vosh · 09-21-04, 09:10 PM

is this even about A&P anymore... ? sad sad sad

Ryan · 09-21-04, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Led

The first fish I hook is always a fighter. Points to you, CHIEF.

What do you mean "you hook?" Are you under the impression that I am somehow interested by anything you post? I just try to get an original thought out of you, but it seems more and more like a lost cause every time you try to sound smart. Anyway, if you're really just trying to get under peoples' skin, you really ought to find something to do with your time. Might I suggest that you take a debate class at your highschool, because you're not very good at internet arguing.

Satchel · 09-21-04, 09:18 PM

Lists like that are good for simple minded people who think in terms of black and white. No surprise it comes from a Bush supporter.

Led · 09-21-04, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan

Might I suggest that you take a debate class at your highschool, because you're not very good at internet arguing.

You're still going.

prince vlad · 09-21-04, 09:42 PM

this needs to go to ub; it is tooooo funny

Led · 09-22-04, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prince vlad

this needs to go to ub; it is tooooo funny

I can't get these yuppies to tread into UB. This is the only way I can fully live up to my title.

Vosh · 09-22-04, 10:49 AM

Your title! BWHAHA! Too LOL

09-21-04, 07:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Led Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Flower Mound TX Posts: 4,082	Still confused? Subject: I'm confused Thus was passed me, but I can't understand it. Maybe you can, I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing. Then the other guy says something else. Who to believe. Lemme see; have I got this straight? Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good... Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad... Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good... Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad... Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad... Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good... Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad... Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good... Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad.. Clinton commits felonies while in office - good... Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad... No mass graves found in Serbia - good... No WMD found Iraq - bad... Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good... Economy on upswing under Bush - bad... Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good... World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad... Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good... Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad... Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad... Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good... Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad... Milosevic not yet convicted - good... Saddam turned over for trial - bad... Ahh, it's so confusing! Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom Day". This is the day after which the money you earn goes to you, not the government This year, tax freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been since 1991. It's latest day ever was May 2nd, which occurred in 2000. Notice anything special about those dates? Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave no explanation and provided no data for this claim. Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy men. Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions, all worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an old barn brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame). Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that sound right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured out a way to avoid paying his own. Only 61 days until the election.

09-21-04, 07:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Big Andy DDM Sponsor Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Garland Tx Posts: 1,725	That's just now making it to this board? Damn.... I think it's hilariously funny, because not one of those comparisons is based in fact. __________________ "trying to get a feel for the internet with draves is kind of like trying to get a feel for a person by shoving your fist up their ass." - Adam D "No worries little bro it's just my utrine lining." - FreeForAll "Do not mock me or the Rave Gods (Oakenfold and the CEO of the company that makes NUK pacifiers) will come down from the heavens and smite you!! By smite I mean all you hear is train wrecks and your jaw never feels better by Monday!!!!" --HarveyTheRabbit

09-21-04, 09:42 PM	#13 (permalink)
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09-21-04, 08:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Led Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Flower Mound TX Posts: 4,082	I enjoy gettin a rise out of the A&P elitists. I have come to find this forum worthy of forwarded emails only. I got you idiots on a 5 page thread on gun control with the last one. Lemmings, MARCH!!!

09-21-04, 08:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Led Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Flower Mound TX Posts: 4,082	GPA-3.9 I'm also DDM's resident grammar nazi. PLUR fucker.

09-21-04, 09:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
Led Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Flower Mound TX Posts: 4,082	The first fish I hook is always a fighter. Points to you, CHIEF.

09-21-04, 09:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
Vosh Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 703	is this even about A&P anymore... ? sad sad sad

09-21-04, 09:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
Satchel Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Plaino Posts: 2,973	Lists like that are good for simple minded people who think in terms of black and white. No surprise it comes from a Bush supporter.

09-22-04, 10:49 AM	#15 (permalink)
Vosh Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 703	Your title! BWHAHA! Too LOL