Prairie chapel ranch

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Dan Rather of 60 minutes has come forward with startling claims that George W Bush misled the public about the real goal of his "guest worker" bill. Documents have surfaced that show that while claiming to vacation at his ranch in Crawford, Bush is in fact moonlighting as the only english speaking landscaper in the southern United States. Apparently the President is working to repay old debts that his Govt. salary will not cover. Sources close to the family have confirmed that a young George W Bush had obtained an advance on his allowance to make restitution to the Alabama national guard for damage to a fighter plane incurred as a result of "Horseplay" at his off base living quarters during an informal "social event" with local employees of a "Adult themed Dance Oriented Facility" . An additional 1.5 billion 1 dollar bills were also funneled into the same facility through family friend Prince Bandar for what a young W vaguely described as "Gratuities"

[Edwin Watson]

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Originally Posted by Edwin Watson

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Humor...... satire....... I was making fun of Dan Rather and President Bush. You can't tell me that you haven't gotten a little sick of the media fawning over the presidents brush clearing prowess. I mean , how much freaking brush is there on that freakin' ranch? and is it that crucial to eradicate it that he's gotta spend 90% of his waking hrs there posing with his little chainsaw and hacking away while the press corp ooohhs and aaaahhs?
OK, how about this? He's not really concerned with the brush. Actually Karl Rove, who has always exhibited many traits of a sadistic summer camp counselor, thought it would be funny to send George on a Snipe hunt. George W, who true to his conflict resolution style, set to leveling the suspected homes of the snipe community with a chain saw. Showing his legendary resolve, he has vowed to "Stay the course" until he has made his ranch safe for whatever it is that snipe threaten..

That was satire too. But rest assured, just because I like to make fun of President Bush, it doesn't mean that I hate America.