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reddaisy6 · 11-22-05, 02:34 PM

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- The Vatican says homosexuals who are sexually active or support "gay culture" are unwelcome in the priesthood unless they have gotten over their homosexual tendencies for at least three years, according to a church document posted on the Internet by an Italian Catholic news agency.

The long-awaited document is scheduled to be released by the Vatican on Nov. 29. A church official who has read the document confirmed the authenticity of the Internet posting by the Adista news agency.

The document said that "the church, while deeply respecting the people in question, cannot admit to the seminary and the sacred orders those who practice homosexuality, present deeply rooted homosexual tendencies or support so-called gay culture."

So all homos gotta do is wait 3 whole years & let their homo feelings go away then they can become priests?

That's the best idea everrrrrrrrrrrrr!

*waits 3 years*

11-22-05, 02:35 PM

How exactly does one "get over" their sexual impulses?

Ash · 11-22-05, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by -m-

How exactly does one "get over" their sexual impulses?

by getting married

Sinner · 11-22-05, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ash

by getting married

and having kids.

11-22-05, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ash

by getting married

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Originally Posted by MicahB

and having kids.

Oh okay I get it now.

*Pours pancake batter into car radiator*

Ryan · 11-22-05, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ash

by getting married

HomoSexualPredator · 11-22-05, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ash

by getting married

that's like saying "he's not gay, he's in a fraternity!"

Ryan · 11-22-05, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by McG

that's like saying "he's not gay, he's in a fraternity!"

I think you misunderstood. You must not be married...

reddaisy6 · 11-22-05, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by McG

that's like saying "he's not gay, he's in a fraternity!"

HAHAHHAHAHAAHA!!!!

I guess Kip Rogers is out of the picture for being a Catholic priest.

Rufus Punk · 11-22-05, 05:27 PM

The Vatican: Getting closer to current times one small misstep at a time.

I love my faith, but setting limits on "how gay" you could be to be involved with the church is truly LOLly.

PETA · 11-22-05, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by reddaisy6

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- The Vatican says homosexuals who are sexually active or support "gay culture" are unwelcome in the priesthood unless they have gotten over their homosexual tendencies for at least three years, according to a church document posted on the Internet by an Italian Catholic news agency.

The long-awaited document is scheduled to be released by the Vatican on Nov. 29. A church official who has read the document confirmed the authenticity of the Internet posting by the Adista news agency.

The document said that "the church, while deeply respecting the people in question, cannot admit to the seminary and the sacred orders those who practice homosexuality, present deeply rooted homosexual tendencies or support so-called gay culture."

So all homos gotta do is wait 3 whole years & let their homo feelings go away then they can become priests?

That's the best idea everrrrrrrrrrrrr!

*waits 3 years*

old news.... the church admits celebate homosexuals to the priesthood...

Miles A. Head · 11-22-05, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by xian

old news.... the church admits celebate homosexuals to the priesthood...

Pope John Paul always seemed a little light in the loafers if you know what I mean

BigBallinColin · 11-22-05, 07:19 PM

they all wear dresses

Big Andy · 11-22-05, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by xian

old news.... the church admits celebate homosexuals to the priesthood...

lol, yeah, but the problem is that some of them aren't so celebate....

Lock up your altar boys! Father's feeling frisky!!

Pretty funny though, I will say.

PETA · 11-23-05, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Andy

lol, yeah, but the problem is that some of them aren't so celebate....

Lock up your altar boys! Father's feeling frisky!!

Pretty funny though, I will say.

Terribly sad but true....

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