Hitler = Bush?

[willy_jack]

Thought this was funny, as well as a little scary. Got it off Robert Anton Wilsons site/....

Perils of Cocaine Abuse
23 Mars 81 p.s.U.

Two recent political leaders allegedly had this nefarious habit.

Both came to power after dubious elections, by non-electorial and irregular methods.

Both nations immediately experienced attacks on famous public buildings.

Both blamed an ethnic minority before forensics had any evidence.

Both led "witch-hunts" against the accused minority.

Both suspended civil liberties "temporarily."

Both put the citizenry under surveillance.

Both maintained secret and clandestine governments.

Both launched wars against most of the world.

One had a funny mustache. Can you name the other one?

[woodyrosen]

yep.

[PETA]

Wow - you broke Godwin's law before you wrote anything....

[johnny861]

I need to find a paper I wrote 10 years ago, where I made startling comparisons between Hitler and Mickey Mouse...

Maybe I'm a tad off when I say this, but I think the attempted genocide, the occupation of Europe, the carpet bombing campaign against the UK, and the alliance with two other nations bent on world domination would put Hitler just a smidge above Bush.

[Element4040]

He was hooked on Meth, not coke. It's pretty well known that alot of the early success of the Blitzkreig was becasue they were ingesting Crystal Meth.

The more you know........

[Cock Puncher]

willy jack=micheal moore?

[Bumbaklot]

Hitler did of course say mass amount of people are more likely to believe a big lie than a small lie.

[kit'n]

Originally Posted by Element4040

He was hooked on Meth, not coke. It's pretty well known that alot of the early success of the Blitzkreig was becasue they were ingesting Crystal Meth.

The more you know........

I KNEW THAT!




it could even have been the meth (or...... advanced syphilis) that drove him a lil batty to the point of making terrible decisions that led to the battle of stalingrad.

[johnny861]

Originally Posted by Bumbaklot

Hitler did of course say mass amount of people are more likely to believe a big lie than a small lie.

That explains aliens and anal probes then...

[E-Nice]

Originally Posted by Bumbaklot

Hitler did of course say mass amount of people are more likely to believe a big lie than a small lie.

i believe it was Himmler, Hitler's right hand. who said that.

[DJ Finle]

Originally Posted by damn-it-2-hell

willy jack=micheal moore?

That deserves 3 lol's

[junglist bastid]

Fuck that motherfucker they never found any WMDs there it's a lost cause and the poor people have to pay for it!

[DJ Finle]

"Both nations immediately experienced attacks on famous public buildings"
Damn, this happened because of cocaine.

Was Bush geeked out when he conspired to fly planes into the WTC.

"My coke habbit is gettin too expensive, I'm going broke *sniff,sniff* wait wait wait. I have an idea.

I'll pay some terrorist's money to give to there families if they will highjack some planes and fly them into the WTC and and and then i'll start a war with that country so I can get there oil and i'll be rich.

Man, If this goes through I can get a rock the size of the moon and then i'll be set for life.

THAT'LL BE FLIPPN SWEET WON'T IT HUH HUH WON'T IT DICK.....Dick.....Hey Dick your nose is bleeding.

[junglist bastid]

Originally Posted by willy_jack

Thought this was funny, as well as a little scary. Got it off Robert Anton Wilsons site/....

Perils of Cocaine Abuse
23 Mars 81 p.s.U.

Two recent political leaders allegedly had this nefarious habit.
*Alleged, not factual

Both blamed an ethnic minority before forensics had any evidence.
*it's always the black people



Both suspended civil liberties "temporarily."
*just not true

Both put the citizenry under surveillance.
*when have citizens not been under surveillance?

Both maintained secret and clandestine governments.
*standard goverment operations of any country

Both launched wars against most of the world.
* We launched a war against 2 countries

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