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alvin · 01-18-06, 08:59 PM

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.

7. Ten people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

patpx · 01-19-06, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by alvin

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

Hahaha...that's funny.

AzNxJuNgALiSt · 01-19-06, 03:51 PM

true and fucking funny.

Spaceinsex · 01-24-06, 01:43 PM

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
????
fuck, i've been saying give me a red drink since i was a kid. it just doesnt seem fair.

Cock Puncher · 01-24-06, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alvin

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.

serisouly I saw this happen on the corner of bennett and ross

kELSEY · 01-24-06, 02:44 PM

finally, a race thread in this forum i can get on board with

The Real Rick Springfield · 01-25-06, 10:53 AM

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

11. Deep Ellum is safe.

john

Rufus Punk · 01-25-06, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john_vella

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

11. Deep Ellum is safe.

john

Nice one.

- Da Ruf

01-18-06, 08:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
alvin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: outside the status quo Posts: 3,023	Blacks, Whites and Hispanics.... 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Hickey's are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies. 7. Ten people to a car is considered too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. O.J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth should not be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

01-19-06, 03:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
AzNxJuNgALiSt Professional Expert Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dallas(Lower Greenville) Posts: 2,026	true and fucking funny. __________________ ~Sean Hawkins 214.418.1484 Black people like me.

01-24-06, 01:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
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01-24-06, 02:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
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The Real Rick Springfield Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,427	10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 11. Deep Ellum is safe. john

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