9-11: A Modern Fairy Tale

[alvin]

911 - A Modern Fairy Tale

By Douglas Herman
9-6-06 []Error


Once upon a time in America, the land of opportunity, a group of foreign guys at
a Florida strip club said: "Let's get Korans and boxcutters and hijack airplanes
and crash them into skyscrapers."

And so they did.

They bought flight manuals and lapdances, Korans and double martinis. They took
flight lessons and bad photos. But most of all they flew badly and partied and
flunked flight school.

"But how will we deceive NORAD," said one flunky? "And how will we get past
airport security," asked another? "And how many millions should we invest in Put
Options," said a third?

They discovered that NORAD and the Pentagon would be having some military
exercises on the exact same day they chose for their mission. Although several
top US officials knew in advance not to fly that day , nobody warned any average
citizen.

Next the G-string jihadists outwitted the FBI. They outfoxed the Bureau's top
officials by brilliantly exposing their plans to FBI field agents months in
advance. The plotters seemed to know that the FBI head honchos would never
believe their most patriotic field agents. Instead they would harass these
agents long after the plot unfolded.

Next the 19 outlined their plan. "We'll get past Israeli security at Logan
airport in Boston by posing as Arab terrorists. We won't even check in or show
proper credentials. We'll just go right on through, like ghosts."

And so they did.

But one BIG problem vexed them greatly. How exactly would steel skyscrapers,
seven of them, fall down once two aluminum airplanes hit them? So they went
bowling and decided that the two airplanes would be like the bowling ball and
the WTC buildings would be like the pins.

Still they wondered: How to make these massive towers, built with an enormous
inner core to withstand 180 mph hurricanes, engineered to survive the impact of
a jumbo jet, actually fall down?

So the 19 flight school dropouts put their minds together and thought and
thought. The Newtonian laws of gravity and physics, and the long history of
burning steel skyscrapers (None had ever fallen down before--or since) seemed to
be against them.

"What if we make the Twin Towers pancake down," said one flunky, with a face
full of buttermilk hotcake? The plotters were all eating a pre-dawn breakfast
special with their bleary-eyed lapdancers. A group of Iraqi undercover agents,
Saddam's finest, had joined them, savoring a short stack of blueberry pancakes.
And so the laws of physics and logic waffled that day.

"We can also knock down the CIA headquarters in New York City, demolish the
mayor's command post, and wreck the SEC records building while we're at it,
crushing the entire building while smacking the structure with a few objects the
size of an I-beam" said one bright plotter, remembering his Put Options.

And so they did.

The mighty Pentagon was next to fall. A fortress guarded by many layers of
security, the trillion dollar war toy shopping mall seemed impregnable. But not
to the 19 G-string jihadists.

They had discovered, by trial and error, that it was mush easier to fly a
hijacked jumbo jet with screaming passengers than to control a small Cessna with
a calm instructor beside them. The flew those jumbo jets like Blue
Angels--except better--pulling ten G's before leveling off and smacking the
Pentagon exactly where it had been recently remodeled.

But unfortunately for the G-string jihadists, the Pentagon bigwigs knew months
in advance. The Pentagonals even published a report with a hijacked plane
exactly in the center. They knew no hijacker could ever score a bull's eye---and
they were right.

The flight school dropouts only hit the edge.

But by outflanking, outfighting, and outthinking the combined resources of the
Pentagon, CIA, NSA and FBI,, the flight school dropouts had succeeded. Sure,
they never received their certification in small planes but they had outfoxed
NORAD, Israeli security and the combined resources of the US Air Force in the
airspace over America.

And even more amazing: the 19 stripclub afficiandos had engineered their own
deaths to look like deaths. Nearly half of them were still alive the next day.

Call it a modern mission impossible. 19 flight school dropouts who couldn't
control a Cessna had destroyed seven heavily-insured steel skyscrapers and the
recently remodeled wing of the Pentagon, while outwitting airport security,
smashing CIA and SEC headquarteras in a 47-story New York skyscraper they hadn't
even hit, while devising a brand new sc ientific "pancake" theory. All while
remaining alive and forcing the entire US population to live in terror, utterly
taxed for the unforeseeable future, to pay for the trillions in new war toys and
security measures, in a fruitless manhunt to find the alleged mastermind.

In conclusion, the 19 boxcutter boyz were either the Ultimate Fighting
Champions, or the the above account remains a modern fairy tale, fabricated by
the very same people who placed those Put Options and demolition charges and
continue to profit today.

USAF veteran and amateur historian, Douglas Herman is the contorversial author
of The Guns of Dallas. He recieves mail at douglasherman7@yahoo.com

[Deff Gordon]

what a maroon.

[Nyteshade]

Because we all know the CIA is headquarted in the Twin Towers in New York.

[Hey Bubu]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

[e-brake]

Do you actually read this shit before posting it?

[Deff Gordon]

i love the "heavily insured" buildings. lol.

what building out there isn't insured??? my house is. my office building. i bet i could be placed pretty much anywhere in dallas/nyc/vegas and stick my finger out and spin in a circle and every structure i'd point to would be insured.

[e-brake]

Originally Posted by nitetripp

i love the "heavily insured" buildings. lol.

what building out there isn't insured??? my house is. my office building. i bet i could be placed pretty much anywhere in dallas/nyc/vegas and stick my finger out and spin in a circle and every structure i'd point to would be insured.

Its illegal to rent out office space in a building thats insured. So that means that 100% of the buildings in Dallas are "heavily insured".

[alvin]

Originally Posted by Nyteshade

Because we all know the CIA is headquarted in the Twin Towers in New York.

**scratches head pondering this statement**

"smashing CIA and SEC headquarteras in a 47-story New York skyscraper they hadn't
even hit"

CNN.com - CIA office near World Trade Center destroyed in attacks - November 4, 2001

CNN.com Specials

[alvin]

Originally Posted by e-brake

Do you actually read this shit before posting it?

Do YOU actually RESEARCH any of this supposed "shit" that I post???

[Nyteshade]

Originally Posted by alvin

**scratches head pondering this statement**

"smashing CIA and SEC headquarteras in a 47-story New York skyscraper they hadn't
even hit"

CNN.com - CIA office near World Trade Center destroyed in attacks - November 4, 2001

CNN.com Specials

HUGE difference between an office and headquarters. Their HQ is in Virginia.

[LaVitaBella]

yea the SEC headquarters isn't located there either.

[e-brake]

Originally Posted by alvin

Do YOU actually RESEARCH any of this supposed "shit" that I post???

What do you think makes it so LOL when you keep posting it?

[alvin]

Originally Posted by Nyteshade

HUGE difference between an office and headquarters. Their HQ is in Virginia.

So you're going to nitpick such a minor issue as to whether it should be called an office or a headquarters? Maybe the author of this article would like the reader to question the "official" story as we were lead to believe immediately following 9-11. Wouldn't New York be considered the "headquarters" for the eastern seaboard(as if it matters in lieu of the topic)???

[LaVitaBella]

Originally Posted by alvin

So you're going to nitpick such a minor issue as to whether it should be called an office or a headquarters? Maybe the author of this article would like the reader to question the "official" story as we were lead to believe immediately following 9-11. Wouldn't New York be considered the "headquarters" for the eastern seaboard(as if it matters in lieu of the topic)???

well considering that VA is on the eastern seaboard...i'm thinking not so much.
you do realize that the CIA/FBI have "offices/branches" in a ton of US cities right

[alvin]

Originally Posted by LaVitaBella

well considering that VA is on the eastern seaboard...i'm thinking not so much.
you do realize that the CIA/FBI have "offices/branches" in a ton of US cities right

yes I'm fully aware of this. Like I said before, the differences between "office" and "headquarter" are MINUTE...why not try to unravel some of the issues the author brings up like...

"smashing CIA and SEC headquarteras in a 47-story New York skyscraper they hadn't
even hit"

Building 7 wasn't hit by either plane but came down. The lease owner ADMITTED to allowing it to be demolished HOURS after the towers collasped. How were explosives so readily available so quickly...doesn't it take countless hours to plan and set demolitions in such a large building(47-stories)?

YouTube - WTC 7 Larry Silverstein