Your cellphone is going to kill you!

[MC Twinkie]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080723/..._phone_warning

"Really at the heart of my concern is that we shouldn't wait for a definitive study to come out, but err on the side of being safe rather than sorry later," Herberman said.

This is funny to me. I love the part where he says.

Adults should keep the phone away from the head and use the speakerphone or a wireless headset,

So the cellphone will kill you but the blue tooth is great for you. What an idiot. He could take a couple dozen mice and duct tape cell phones to their heads and it would probably give you a good idea if it causes cancer.

On the converse, if cellphones did cause cancer you would have a case bigger than vioxx.

[MC Twinkie]

I just had a million dollar idea. Here is a free one for you jews out there. I will admit, cellphones might cause a slight risk for cancer, but its probably the same chance of you getting skin cancer from the sun. So here is the idea. Make cellphone block! Just put some lotion on the side of your head and it will block out all the harmful radiation. Best part yet, there is a huge market for demand already. All you need to do is play on the publics fear of death and unwillingness to give up modern comforts. Its completely untapped.