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my girlfriend sent this to me today.. a light hearted thread in light of the current situation. Subject: Liquid Assets I like this way of thinking... If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
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oooh oooh oooh! I have one! My dad pulled a funny on me yesterday. I called my parents and politics popped up. I figured it was now or never as far as trying to talk them into voting for O'bama (suprisingly this went MUCH better than I thought). As the conversation was winding down: Dad (he's 74): "So and so and the feed store told me that I needed to be careful. If I get an email that says it has naked pictures of Sarah Palin I shouldn't open it... He said it could have a computer virus on it. Me (computer professional): Yes that's true. Dad: Yeah, he said it could wipe out my entire hard drive... Me: possibly. You have to be careful with that kind of email. Just don't open them at all. Be sure and delete them! Dad: Oh! He told me to be careful of emails that says it has naked pictures of Hillary in them too. He said they might NOT be a virus. Me: face-palm.jpg.
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Using today's average price of scrap aluminum of $.82 per pound and approximately 34 cans per pound, it would take 8928.13 (~744 12 packs) beers to generate enough scrap AL to make $214.
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![]() | Your post said aluminum cans so I just looked up the average 12 oz can.
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Beer in cans = fail
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| motherfucking out son! | I mostly agree, but if i am drinking budweiser I think it tastes better in a can, pabst is good in a can too.
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