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Old 10-01-08, 04:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Polotics 101

A little boy goes to his dad and asks "what is politics?"

Dad says "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me the president. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the government. We are here to take care of your needs so we will call you the people. The nanny we will consider the working class and your baby brother we will call the future. Now think about it and see if it makes sense.."

So the little boy goes to bed thinking about what his dad said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy then goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.



The next morning, the little boy says to his father "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.

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The father says "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think"

The little boy replies "the president is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep.

The people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit!"
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Lol, classic...

Though it's Politics not Polotics.
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Lol, classic...

Though it's Politics not Polotics.

I dont care, as long as you know what it says. I suck at spelling
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