Show us your DNA results Obama!

[johnny861]

Get ready for a new line of tinfoil hat shows for the next decade

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...72-401,00.html

DNA test shows Hitler skull is that of a woman

DNA tests done on Hitler skull fragment
Result says it's skull of a woman
Casts doubts on the death of Hitler
ADOLF Hitler may not have died in a bunker after fresh research suggests the skull thought to be the tyrant's was from a woman.

US archaeologist Nick Bellantoni found fragments from the skull believed to be Hitler's were too thin to be from a male, and suspected it was the remains of a much younger woman, The Sun reports.

"The bone seemed very thin - male bone tends to be more robust. It corresponds to a woman between the ages of 20 and 40," Dr Bellantoni said.

DNA tests performed in a US laboratory confirmed the remains could not have belonged to the Nazi leader.

The discovery casts doubt on the exact circumstances of Hitler’s death and could force history books to be rewritten.

Original accounts of Hitler’s death said he shot himself in the head in a bunker after taking a cyanide tablet on April 30, 1945 as the Russian army attacked Berlin.

His remains, along with those of his wife Eva Braun, were taken from the bunker, doused in petrol and set ablaze.

A year later, skull fragments were dug up by Russian forces which seemed to confirm Hitler had shot himself in the bunker.

In 1970, the KGB cremated Hitler’s remains except for the skull fragment.

Dr Bellantoni was sceptical about the theory the skull fragments belong to Eva Braun, who was with Hitler in the bunker where he supposedly died.

"There is no report of Eva Braun having shot herself or having been shot afterwards. It could be anyone. Many people were killed around the bunker area," he said.

[C-fer]

Yea I saw that Discovery channel show the other day as well.

What does this have to do with Obama?

[jaesun]

Originally Posted by C-fer

What does this have to do with Obama?

Thats what I was wondering.

[tricky]

Obama is the long lost relative of hitler?

[Nyteshade]

I think it was a reference too all those people doing that "OBAMA = HITLER" idiocy.

[matt]

so obama is actually hitler! i knew it!

[Ash]

what if they found out that it was not only female but the skull of a WWII Dachsund

[johnny861]

Originally Posted by Ash

what if they found out that it was not only female but the skull of a WWII Dachsund

LOL! I knew it!!

[Ash]

hahahah i never thought you could follow up my statement with an actual photo. lol

[J. Fees]

seems plausible that he could have escaped. lots of nazis ended up in brazil and arg.

[PETA]

Originally Posted by Ash

what if they found out that it was not only female but the skull of a WWII Dachsund

no one suspects a female WWII wehrmacht nazi dacshund!

[Funkenstein]

Originally Posted by PETA

no one suspects a female WWII wehrmacht nazi dacshund!

"Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again."

Damn dachsunds and weimeraners!

[PETA]

Pawn Jump Queen!

Rook Jump Queen!

[HighspdGorilla]

I don't think Obama is hitler. But I do think he's a fucking idiot living in a Robin Hood buttfucking fantasy world.

[PETA]

racist!