Site owner of glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com fights back

[johnny861]

Glenn Beck sought action through the World Intellectual Property Organization in Geneva to dispute the owner's use of the web domain, citing he has no rights over the trade marked name, Glenn Beck.


The guy files a repsonse to the dispute... it's fucking lolz!

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/n...m_campaign=rss


http://gb1990.net/legal/response/D20...se%20Brief.pdf

I. A. bottom of page 3:
There is no indication that the Respondent has intentionally attempted to
confuse anyone searching for Mr. Beck’s own website, nor that anyone
was unintentionally confused – even initially. Only an abject imbecile
could believe that the domain name would have any connection to the
Complainant.
We are not here because the domain name could cause confusion. We
do not have a declaration from the president of the international
association of imbeciles that his members are blankly staring at the
Respondent’s website wondering “where did all the race baiting content
go?”
We are here because Mr. Beck wants Respondent’s website shut
down. He wants it shut down because Respondent’s website makes a
poignant and accurate satirical critique of Mr. Beck by parodying Beck’s
very rhetorical style. Beck’s skin is too thin to take the criticism, so he
wants the site down. Beck is represented by a learned and respected
legal team. Accordingly, it is beyond doubt that his counsel advised him
that under the First Amendment to the United States’ Constitution, no
action in a U.S. Court would be successful. See, e.g., Hustler Magazine,
Inc. v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988). Accordingly, Beck is attempting to use
this transnational body to circumvent and subvert the Respondent’s
constitutional rights.


iii. A. 1. is lolz

Memes are often puzzling to those who have never
encountered them before, and they are similarly puzzling to the subjects
of the memes when they involve real people.
For example, the director of the movie “Downfall” is likely baffled at the
Internet meme that has grown from that film. At the end of the film, there
is a dramatic scene depicting Adolf Hitler’s inner circle breaking the news
to him that the war is lost. As Hitler pounds the table, the actual dialogue
from the movie depicts his frustration with the impending end. However,
amateur editors have turned the English subtitles from that scene into a
humorous meme, changing the dialogue to Hitler being angry about
countless disappointments. See, e.g., Hitler finds out the truth about
Santa,6 Hitler hates Kanye West,7 and Hitler gets banned from World of
Warcraft.8 Nobody believes that the director of the critically acclaimed
“Downfall” would have directed a script in which Hitler screams “YOU
HOMOSEXUAL BLOOD ELF!”

[djetaine]

Hahaha, awesome
btw, I heard it was a bunch of girls in the 90's not just the one. I also heard that he was wearing diapers and hugging a teddy bear the whole time.
HE HASNT GIVEN US PROOF IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!

[Sinner]

Notice: This site is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we haven't yet seen proof that he didn't. But we think Glenn Beck definitely uses tactics like this to spread lies and misinformation.


Read the last sentence again. That's the point. Read it a third time and ignore the name of the site itself, because anyone who believes that we're trying to actually get people to believe Glenn Beck raped and/or murdered is *whoosh* missing the entire point. So don't be dumb like a lot of people are. I greatly expanded this text because so many people *read* it, and *still* didn't understand.

[david austin]

[SeedfulMusic]

Originally Posted by david austin

hahahahahahaha!!