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Kiri · 10-31-03, 05:57 PM

President Bush's Resume'

(Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election. Circulate to citizens you think would be helped by being reminded about "W's" record. And you probably can add other
"accomplishments" to this list)

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's record, but I did).

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history...

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I revived the war against women by nominating anti-choice judges and continuing the right-wing's pursuit to overturn Roe v. Wade and institute state ownership and control of women's uteruses. (And even after the murders of clinic doctors and staff members, I refuse to classify clinic violence as domestic terrorism.)

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States , called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS).

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was tough to beat, but I did it!!).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine ( Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of me meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House,
Washington , DC

thumpcbd · 11-01-03, 12:27 AM

And a rebuttal to the generalized Resume crap....

http://www.crossbearer.com/resume/The_Truth.pdf

Casey
( an accurate resume, hahaha )

knucklehead · 11-02-03, 06:37 PM

I think it's a great resume. I would hire the man to clean out my septic tank anyday.

willy_jack · 11-03-03, 06:11 PM

Dubya and Rumsfield = the keystone kops!@

hepkatmama · 11-04-03, 03:32 PM

scary stuff

DataBass · 11-04-03, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by knucklehead
I think it's a great resume. I would hire the man to clean out my septic tank anyday.

Bwahahah.

mc E · 11-04-03, 05:14 PM

what a great list of non facts and twisted interpretations

willy_jack · 11-04-03, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mc E
what a great list of non facts and twisted interpretations

just like the twist that involved bush winning an election he never won...........

ride his dick, but his time is up......

bfp · 11-04-03, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mc E
what a great list of non facts and twisted interpretations

so true.....

bfp · 11-04-03, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by willy_jack
just like the twist that involved bush winning an election he never won...........

ride his dick, but his time is up......

he never won? it was 100% constitutional. please.....

willy_jack · 11-04-03, 05:40 PM

I attacked and took over two countries. This never happened?

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).
easily proven

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.VERY FUCKING TRUE!!!!!

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's record, but I did).Yup, he was on vacation a MONTH (AUGUST 2001) and 11 short days later he was sleeping while he should have been watching the skies!

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. See above

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. Yup, I am one of them.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. enron, enron, enoron

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. UK, france, japan, and countless more including the us

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.ties to bin laden.....

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community. U.N. was against invasion, but president dumbass said fuck the u.n. we're america..... we are the WORLD!!!

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. See above

I withdrew from the World Court of Law. his own agenda = fascism

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. why??? We invaded IRAQ because they refused to weapons inspections, hypocritical imo!!!

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections. Why? also hypocritical

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. Enron ?????

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). WERD, but when the shit hit the fan hewas merely an aquaintence...... excepot ken lay has yet to be prosecuted or even brought up on charges....... and only 11 people have even been brought up on charges for screwing a buttload of cash and security they need to abide by societys rules.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).because we are the us.... we can do that....

Im tired... but there are many more.....

willy_jack · 11-04-03, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bfp
he never won? it was 100% constitutional. please.....

okay that was a fair election.... and bill clinton never got that blowjob either......

Rose colored glasses works quite well for you!!!!

Adam D · 11-04-03, 05:45 PM

The bottom line is that people who love their presidents...love them like a god among man. You're not going to convince these people that Bush is anything less than courageous, honorable, and virtuous. Even if Bush came out himself and spoke about how terrible of a president he is, there would be an excuses concocted in a matter of seconds, and they would spill over every conservative media outlet, editorial, and front page to glorify him.

willy_jack · 11-04-03, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adam D
The bottom line is that people who love their presidents...love them like a god among man. You're not going to convince these people that Bush is anything less than courageous, honorable, and virtuous. Even if Bush came out himself and spoke about how terrible of a president he is, there would be an excuses concocted in a matter of seconds, and they would spill over every conservative media outlet, editorial, and front page to glorify him.

you are correct.......

*goes back to useless blabber until hes called back in to clear the air of the bullshit coming from this forum*

11-05-03, 04:31 PM

You forgot to mention that he was the head cheerleader at Phillips Academy at Andover in the 60s!!

For sure though.. I can't wait til this guy's out of office. Where the hell has this country gone when one president gets beat to a pulp by the critics for a little bit of hanky panky and another gets praise out the ass for instigating the worst era most of us can consciously remember? I can still remember the night of the election when a group of us were watching and saw Gore was winning, and then the moans around the room when things turned around for Bush.. we all seemed to know inside that trouble was a commin'.. Not to say that anyone could predict how Gore would've done, but atleast he was part of an administration that fostered domestic growth and was working on peace with dueling nations.
Remember that scene when Clinton, Sharon and Arafat were walking together, meeting for peace talks and those two were tripping over eachother trying to let each one go first through the door? If more things like that took place, then America wouldn't be on the bloodlist of so many militant fundamentalist whackos!!!

Yarghghg!!! it's so frustrating that there are people that just don't look at the facts.

aight.. well anyway, just had to put in my two cents. Kinda busy right now so I won't draw it out.

10-31-03, 05:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kiri Pure Texas Aggression Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kingdom of the Blind Posts: 3,892	George W.'s resume' President Bush's Resume' (Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election. Circulate to citizens you think would be helped by being reminded about "W's" record. And you probably can add other "accomplishments" to this list) I attacked and took over two countries. I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury. I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!). I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's record, but I did). After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history. I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history... I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. I cut health care benefits for war veterans. I revived the war against women by nominating anti-choice judges and continuing the right-wing's pursuit to overturn Roe v. Wade and institute state ownership and control of women's uteruses. (And even after the murders of clinic doctors and staff members, I refuse to classify clinic violence as domestic terrorism.) I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.) I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community. I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States , called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS). I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was tough to beat, but I did it!!). I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board. I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history. I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history. I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts. I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category straight down. RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine ( Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All minutes of me meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. GEORGE W. BUSH The White House, Washington , DC __________________ Kiri = 霧 = Mist aka Justincaseboy Are you connected to yourself? Tracks released soon on: Anomalistic Records - GeoMagnetic Records - Warp Brain Records

11-04-03, 03:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
hepkatmama squeaky clean Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: this ][ close Posts: 12,104	scary stuff __________________ "Don't fight darkness. Bring the light, and darkness will disappear" -MMY

11-04-03, 05:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
Adam D Feline Leukemia Survivor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Law School Posts: 7,750	The bottom line is that people who love their presidents...love them like a god among man. You're not going to convince these people that Bush is anything less than courageous, honorable, and virtuous. Even if Bush came out himself and spoke about how terrible of a president he is, there would be an excuses concocted in a matter of seconds, and they would spill over every conservative media outlet, editorial, and front page to glorify him. __________________ This is my signature.

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11-01-03, 12:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
thumpcbd Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Lake Highlands Posts: 1,418	And a rebuttal to the generalized Resume crap.... http://www.crossbearer.com/resume/The_Truth.pdf Casey ( an accurate resume, hahaha )

11-02-03, 06:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
knucklehead Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Austin Posts: 274	I think it's a great resume. I would hire the man to clean out my septic tank anyday.

11-03-03, 06:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
willy_jack Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: in my head Posts: 3,090	Dubya and Rumsfield = the keystone kops!@

11-04-03, 05:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
mc E Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Marsh Lane Posts: 264	what a great list of non facts and twisted interpretations

11-04-03, 05:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
willy_jack Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: in my head Posts: 3,090	I attacked and took over two countries. This never happened? I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!). easily proven I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.VERY FUCKING TRUE!!!!! In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's record, but I did).Yup, he was on vacation a MONTH (AUGUST 2001) and 11 short days later he was sleeping while he should have been watching the skies! After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. See above In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. Yup, I am one of them. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. enron, enron, enoron I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. UK, france, japan, and countless more including the us I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.ties to bin laden..... I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community. U.N. was against invasion, but president dumbass said fuck the u.n. we're america..... we are the WORLD!!! I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. See above I withdrew from the World Court of Law. his own agenda = fascism I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. why??? We invaded IRAQ because they refused to weapons inspections, hypocritical imo!!! I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections. Why? also hypocritical I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. Enron ????? The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). WERD, but when the shit hit the fan hewas merely an aquaintence...... excepot ken lay has yet to be prosecuted or even brought up on charges....... and only 11 people have even been brought up on charges for screwing a buttload of cash and security they need to abide by societys rules. I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).because we are the us.... we can do that.... Im tired... but there are many more.....

11-05-03, 04:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
someguy Guest Posts: n/a	You forgot to mention that he was the head cheerleader at Phillips Academy at Andover in the 60s!! For sure though.. I can't wait til this guy's out of office. Where the hell has this country gone when one president gets beat to a pulp by the critics for a little bit of hanky panky and another gets praise out the ass for instigating the worst era most of us can consciously remember? I can still remember the night of the election when a group of us were watching and saw Gore was winning, and then the moans around the room when things turned around for Bush.. we all seemed to know inside that trouble was a commin'.. Not to say that anyone could predict how Gore would've done, but atleast he was part of an administration that fostered domestic growth and was working on peace with dueling nations. Remember that scene when Clinton, Sharon and Arafat were walking together, meeting for peace talks and those two were tripping over eachother trying to let each one go first through the door? If more things like that took place, then America wouldn't be on the bloodlist of so many militant fundamentalist whackos!!! Yarghghg!!! it's so frustrating that there are people that just don't look at the facts. aight.. well anyway, just had to put in my two cents. Kinda busy right now so I won't draw it out.