I finally found the cumber bun. I had to gargle a few balls to get it but I can't wait for tonight. The formal is going to be fucking classic tonight. Someone pray for my liver.

BigBallinColin

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Dad always...

Supermick