Great moments in DJ shark jumping

[daniella downs]

Originally Posted by J. Fees

bloody beetroots have jumped their shark. and i can almost say it was vandalism. they do lots of stuff like that, where its sounds good once and then you despise it. i have new order mix like that, im still in the 'like it' period, but ive got about 2-3 more times before i hate it.

agreed, that is the case with 99% of vandalism stuff. that remix they did of the creeps (not the one with the shitty vocal) is the only thing they've ever done that i can listen to more than twice.

[la dj]

[lazycache]

I checked out that track on beatport...sounds like old Sneak or something like that - a jazzy riff with the filter fx...I guess things are headed back in that direction.....everything old is new again....

[High Maintenance (4peace)]

Originally Posted by Eric Scholwinski

mes has or had a knack for putting out complete garbage on his labels, i'm surprised this did anything. (not really my style in the first place) just saying based on his past endeavors with music on his label...

I couldn't count how many guest house/guess who records we had at R-Type, shit was always super whack, i couldn't give them away (and that's the truth, i tried lol). I even saw the same rant a couple different times on UGH a while back.

Of course you couldn't give that shit away here you dumb fuck, it's Dallas nigga. Dallas knows what's up right? You know Dallas, that's the city that's not even a blip on the house music radar anymore. Shit's not even a blip on the Texas radar. You think that shit sits on the shelves at Gramaphone? You think that Mes with all his success really cares about what some bedroom DJ in this irrelevant city thinks about his label? Guesthouse, like it or not, is one of the biggest most successful house labels on the planet and the reason why is Mes has a knack for finding and signing good tunes. He's a smart dude and a helluva businessman. The whole reason you see a few threads about it on UGH is because they are always started by the same 4 or 5 bitter, jealous, holier than thou, grey poupon beats lovin' Scholwinski clones who can't stand the fact that Stompy, Primal, and their beloved UGH is now being COMPLETELY dominated by Jack and take every opportunity they can to try and reach out from their bitter graves to try and get in one last punch before they disapear forever. Sales of Jack are even starting to rise on Traxsource as well (I get to the see the numbers first hand remember) and the Gramaphonedzie success on Beatport is a promising sign. The amount of producers is doubling ever 4-6 months too so if you think the shit's wack, you better find an anti-jack bunker to move into over the next 2 or 3 years cause the bombs are comin' nigga! But what do I know lol?

Now excuse me, I got a Slater Hogan rmx to be working on, and I'll let you get back to selling anal beads.......PLAYA!!!

[Bee]

My vote is for the crazy frog song. Not only is it horrible and is derived from Beverly Cop's (Axel Follies theme,why??? whaz that dope in the first place?) but somehow its connected to this animation that was in the video (they needed a video for that track?) but that damn frog is now being merchandised everyway imaginable.

This kid who's window was just across from mine used to wake up with that track every morning before school.

lol.

[DJ Finle]

When Dj's ego's became bigger than them selves!!!

[djredeye]

y'know. i really hate starting a thread that has nothing to do with genres or preffered dj technology and SOMEHOW it always ends up with an arguement about one of the two. For the last time....it doesnt fucking matter how you play it, and it doesnt fucking matter what genre you're into. All of EDM "community" is in the same leaky ass dingy right now and we should all be helping to cork the holes and bail out the water instead of shooting more holes into the bottom of the boat. Get over it! No ones genre is better than anyone elses and we all need to be working together, not trying to dis each other or dis genres!!!!!!

Except for trance coz that shits just plain stupid.

And now back to more discussion of how DJ's and EDM have done some dumb shit.

Get along or get out!

[djredeye]

Originally Posted by Bee

My vote is for the crazy frog song. Not only is it horrible and is derived from Beverly Cop's (Axel Follies theme,why??? whaz that dope in the first place?) but somehow its connected to this animation that was in the video (they needed a video for that track?) but that damn frog is now being merchandised everyway imaginable.

This kid who's window was just across from mine used to wake up with that track every morning before school.

lol.

im soooo glad i dont know what you're talking about

[NeedleSharp]

Originally Posted by high maintenance (4peace)

of course you couldn't give that shit away here you dumb fuck, it's dallas nigga. Dallas knows what's up right? You know dallas, that's the city that's not even a blip on the house music radar anymore. Shit's not even a blip on the texas radar. You think that shit sits on the shelves at gramaphone? You think that mes with all his success really cares about what some bedroom dj in this irrelevant city thinks about his label? Guesthouse, like it or not, is one of the biggest most successful house labels on the planet and the reason why is mes has a knack for finding and signing good tunes. He's a smart dude and a helluva businessman. The whole reason you see a few threads about it on ugh is because they are always started by the same 4 or 5 bitter, jealous, holier than thou, grey poupon beats lovin' scholwinski clones who can't stand the fact that stompy, primal, and their beloved ugh is now being completely dominated by jack and take every opportunity they can to try and reach out from their bitter graves to try and get in one last punch before they disapear forever. Sales of jack are even starting to rise on traxsource as well (i get to the see the numbers first hand remember) and the gramaphonedzie success on beatport is a promising sign. The amount of producers is doubling ever 4-6 months too so if you think the shit's wack, you better find an anti-jack bunker to move into over the next 2 or 3 years cause the bombs are comin' nigga! But what do i know lol?

Now excuse me, i got a slater hogan rmx to be working on, and i'll let you get back to selling anal beads.......playa!!!

POW!

And LOL at the crazy frog song...

[High Maintenance (4peace)]

Originally Posted by djredeye

y'know. i really hate starting a thread that has nothing to do with genres or preffered dj technology and SOMEHOW it always ends up with an arguement about one of the two. For the last time....it doesnt fucking matter how you play it, and it doesnt fucking matter what genre you're into. All of EDM "community" is in the same leaky ass dingy right now and we should all be helping to cork the holes and bail out the water instead of shooting more holes into the bottom of the boat. Get over it! No ones genre is better than anyone elses and we all need to be working together, not trying to dis each other or dis genres!!!!!!

Except for trance coz that shits just plain stupid.

And now back to more discussion of how DJ's and EDM have done some dumb shit.

Get along or get out!

Couldn't agree more!

[djredeye]

I'd have to say that celebrity DJ's as a whole run the shark tank. Has there ever been one that was actually good?

[Coyotl]

[djredeye]

thats actually a picture of him demonstrating how big the rail was that he just snorted

[transplant]

Richie Hawtin allows Dubfire to remix Spastik and plays it our himself.

Yep, that "rework" is a piece of shit.

[djredeye]

there was also that time period of minimal techno when i couldnt find anything that didnt have that plastikman machine gun tom going through it ala Spastik/Helicopter. There really only needed to be one track that did that....the original. Copycats...gotta love em! I mean really...how could someone think that their machine gun tom pattern is better than another one?!?!?