If you an unlimited amount of money to throw a party, what would you do????

[RB=Darren D>]

If $$$$ was not an object and you were going to throw a party @ a club (not a rave), what kind of extras do you think would be really cool?

e.g. Leroy Roper girls w/ body paint

stuff along those lines...

Darren D>>>>

[Ash]

I'd invite Steven Wright, Bernie Mac, and George Carlin as guests to dispense with the comic releif. Playboy bunnies to run the open bars and beer tubs. Tony Romas, Pappadeaux, and Quiznos for the catering. I would have to have a large pool, hot tub, and trampoline. Free cigars for those that wanted them. Limo rides to and from the party. Dj Mel(626 Soul) to do the dj'ing with Tenacious D and Medeski, Martin, and Wood performing live.

*brainstorms*

[Westbound]

i would probably pretend to plan the party, then run off to mexico with the unlimited amount of money



actually, i'd love to throw a progressive night of madness. all the big name producers/DJ, in a venue that could hold around 10,000 of the real music fans

[-timcojones-]

to fill it with talent like this...

-HOUSE-

>Wicked Crew
-Markie
-Garth
-Jeno
-Thomas
>Dubtribe
>Harvey
>QBurn
>A Guy Called Gerald

-Downtempo/IDM/Experimental-

>Darkhorse
>SpaceTimeContinuum
>Alex Patterson
>Jazzanova
>Kruder&Dorfmeister


and make sure the sound is top notch..

am i asking too much/?

[RB=Darren D>]

Actually, my bad, I'm talking about other things besides the DJ's.

So..... besides DJ's, what?

BTW, some of these ideas may be implemented, just so you know.
So, keep you eyes & ears open.

peese,
DD>>>>

[Ash]

Hookahs also!

[-timcojones-]

how much do shamen cost??

[KING SIZE]

if money was of NO matter.. i'd make the club all white inside.. like everything.. and the lights would make it look almost ghost like.. i'd have naked girls in blue latex body paint walking around serving all sorts of dope snacks/drinks. i'd also have naked girls in green latex who would just be dancers. remember their paint would stand out entirely in an all white room. but the floor would be black. deep dish would start the night out and play from 9-12.. nick warren would play from 12-3.. and hernan cattaneo would play from 3-6. i'd bring in the v-dosc sound system but arrange it in the club so its complete surround sound. the sitting area's would be phat ass leather couches and laz-boys. i'm sure i could add more but this would pretty much be perfect.

[Michael Halo]

I would probably rent out the Escape club in Amsterdam. I would create 3 rooms...Trance/ House/ Ambient.

Trance[]Chris Harshman/ Laurent Garnier
House[]Joe T Vannelli/ Marcello
Ambient[]TBA*

*This area will also include an extensive hors doevres selection & hash/plant menu served by topless waitresses at your hooka table (which is actually a floor table to go along with the pillow chairs).

Fully stocked liquor/smart bars in all 3 areas
Open Midnight-?

[jaybird]

First off I would rent the great hall at the appareal mart. I would hire the cirque de soliel to provide visual entertainment. I would bring in a custom GSA sound system from NY. Then I would have martin lighting bring in a shitload of lights and get Joe Medonia from Miami to run them. I would start this party early, like 2:30 in the afternoon. I would have Sonny Bryans in the parking lot BBq'ing and catering the party. Louie Vega would begin the festivities with one of his smooth house sets, Then I would bring in Dave Morales to pump it up as the sun goes down. Once nightfall set in Pete Heller would come on taking the night from house to more progressive, followed by Danny Tenaglia at 10 pm. DT would bang out a 3hr set to be followed by John Digweed. Then after Diggers, Howells would pound you senseless with one of his musical journeys. Then to close the night would be Frankie Knuckles leaving everyone feeling spiritual as the sun came up. Then I would have Brenan's of New Orleans serve breakfast while Jose Padilla from cafe del mar played. Then busses would pick everyone up and take them to the crescent where they would get a full body massage and a deluxe room to crash in.

I figure I could probably pull this off with about a million, so tell them to make the check out to me.

[Clynt B]

Throw a party at a strip club.

DnB only

book a uk act, axe the damn MCs


werd

[Gammah]

If money were really no object I'd have the first orbital, micro-gravity party.

[Joseph V]

i would buy a big ass tour bus, clear out everything, and make a little dancefloor, and have a mobile party..

dj's and everything..

two stripper poles..

full bar..

etc.

[woodyrosen]

leather massage chairs in the chill rooms!!!!

[Westbound]

jay, can i be on the guest list at your party?
you shouldn't have gone into such detail!!! now i'm gonna feel jipped at every party from now on