There's a lot of pressure at New Year's.
Pressure to find the right party. The right dinner. The right person to make out with at midnight. (And don't get stuck with that troll with the hairy shoulders. I don't care how much Moet you've slurped.)
Luckily for you, we've done all the homework.
At NewYears.com, Clubplanet's sister site, we've rounded up the hottest parties across the globe. You'll find parties in New York and parties in Wisconsin. Yep. Apparently people do party in Wisconsin. Who knew?
You'll find more than just a quick listing. For each party, those workaholics at NewYears.com (suckers) have broken down:
*Benefits of General Admission vs. VIP Tickets
*Food menu
*Music type
*The vibe, the crowd
*Specifics of the open bar
*And everything else you want to know about each party.
But there's one golden rule:
Get your tickets early. I know, I know. This sounds like a cheesy sales gimmick. You can almost picture the dude with the big plastic smile saying, "BUY NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!"
All the same, it's true. Every year, year after year, the hottest parties sell out. Well in advance.

If you don't get tickets soon, they'll be gone. Also, the longer you wait, the more expensive the tickets get. Promoters are no fools. They know that a ticket on 12/30 is much scarcer than on 12/13, so it might cost twice as much. Buy now, or your New Year's party will be looking like those dudes on the right.
For a thorough, exhaustive, complete listing of New Year's parties, check out NewYears.com.
Here are just a few higlights: (Click on the name of each club for a full description and to buy tickets.)
NEW YORK
Home/Guesthouse
The playground of celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Simpson, Nick Lachet and Jeremy Piven, this ticket gets you into two clubs for the price of one. With catered d'oeuvres and a six hour premium open bar.
Bryant Park Grill
Do it for the breathtaking views of Bryant Park and the ice skating rink. For the culture. For the smooth, opulent pampering. Okay, who are we kidding. Do it for the 6 hour hour open bar.

Lotus
Urban Asian dinner stations and passed hors d'oeuvres throughout all three floors. Premium open bar including Veuve Clicquot champagne. Disco balls, lanterns, and costumed servers. A wide selection of VIP tables.
Webster Hall
Z-100 Broadcast w/DJ Spinbad, and Red Carpet Performing Live. 18 and over. Also, if you don't want to go out until after the ball drop, check out their afterhours option. 4 floors, bag pipe orchestra at midnight, and a flying trapeze, to boot!
Jonathan Peters at the Roseland Ballroom
Jonathan Peters. In concert. Anything else you need to know? How about this: the party is for twenty four hours. 24 Enough time for Jack Bauer to save the world three times over. Numerous VIP packages available, including a 10-person package that includes your own security guard, your own waitress, and 10 JP t-shirts.
Crobar
Crobar does Las Vegas. With State-of-the-art light and stage shows, acrobats, and showgirls. They even have their own Celebrity Wedding Chapel should the mood strike you.
MIAMI
Mansion
Live Performance by The Bravery and DJ AM. Wilmer Valderrama hosts with Nicole Richie. Also a 3 hour open bar.
Space
With featured DJs Cedric Gervais, Ivano Bellini, Lazardi, Affect, and Ariel. Open bar and champagne from 9pm until midnight.

Crobar
Hosted by VH1's My Fair Brady stars Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight. If that's not enough, come for Hawaiian Tropic Finalist & upcoming Playboy model May 2006 Oona O'Connell. For the ladies, the Miami Firefighters will be promoting their 2006 Calendar.
Prive
With Lindsay Lohan. That's worth repeating: With Lindsay Lohan. Really, can you imagine a better party to spend a debaucherous New Year's with? (Okay, maybe one. Check out Tao in Vegas.)
Setai
You want A-List? Check out the names bringing you this party: Noah Tepperberg, Danny A, Jason Strauss, Nicola Siervo, Chuck Pachecho and Vincent Laresca. And a menu featuring the likes of Anise Dusted Australian Lamb Chops doesn't hurt.
VEGAS
Tao
It's already the hottest club in Vegas. Hands down. But if that wasn't enough, the party is hosted by Paris Hilton. With an open bar from 9pm - 11pm and selections from the Tao Asian Bistro menu.
Tiesto @ Orleans
Tiesto, signature Tiësto LED surrounded DJ booth, three story LED wall, more than 30 performers, aerial acts, Butoh Dancers, Samba and Taiko drummers, flying Geishas, singers and Carnival showgirls, and a massive pyrotechnics and special effects show.

Light
With live musical performances, dancing displays, and a champagne toast at midnight. But this is no "Andres" champagne. The party is sponsored by Dom Perignon. Cheers to that.
Ice
Superstar DJ's in both the Arena and the Hip-Hop room. The Lost Boys, DJ Rap, Dave Aude, Michael Fuller, Faarsheed, DJ Scene, and Mark Stylz. Could be the best place in Vegas to capital-D-dance.
Empire Ballroom
The 1st annual "Fetish & Fantasy New Year's Eve Spectacular." Um, I'm sold.
OPM
Erotic go-go dancers, DJ Kid Capri, giant video countdown, Confetti cannons, a 10,000 balloon drop at the stroke of midnight, complimentary champagne, and thousands of dollars in giveaways.
LOS ANGELES
Renaissance Hollywood and Grand Ballroom
You might have heard of this place. It's the home of the Academy Awards and Governors Ball. For New Year's they have a gourmet dinner catered by Wolfgang Puck, a Vegas style casino, burlesque shows, body painting artists, Cirque Du Soleil Style Aerialists, fire dancers, and 2006 fortune tellers.
Giant Village
You're invited to a small, intimate gathering of you and your 20,000 closest friends. Included in these friends are Deathcab for Cutie, The Black Eyed Peas, The Mutaytor, The Crystal Method, Adam Freeland, and John Digweed...just to name a few. Incorporating six blocks, it's the West Coast's signature large-scale New Year's celebration.
Avalon
An elegant three course dinner, Sander Kleinenberg, and generous VIP packages that offer unlimited open bars.

OC Fairgrounds
The first annual Orange Drop: several themed entertainment and food pavilions, with live performances from Sugar Ray, Joan Jet and the Blackhearts, Violent Femmes, The Psychedellic Furs, The English Beat, Berlin, Bow Wow Wow, Reel Big Fish and more.
Cine-Space
A burlesque performance, R&B show, balloon drop, party favors. Two rooms playing the best of Hip-Hop, Old School, 80s, Rock, and House.
Paramount Pictures Studio Blackout
To be filmed and aired with a live broadcast. But what you really need to know: the party features a midnight performance by the Pussycat Dolls. See you there.
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