CP NEWS: Baby, What's Your Sign?

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-Diana Kost

If you’re like me, then you probably check your horoscope daily. If you’re not like me, then you should change, because it's proven that horoscopes are the most accurate way to assess a person's character. Fine. It’s not proven. But I like to think it is. Keep reading to find out what your sign says about your partying style. If it's wrong, blame the stars.

Capricorn

Stuck up? Snotty? Know it all? If those words have been used to describe you then you’re probably a Capricorn. (Or just a stuck up, snotty know it all.) But you, my dear Capricorns, are subjected to those futile adjectives in vain. Others perceive you as stuck up only because you enjoy the finer things in life and are not willing to accept anything less. Because you enjoy being treated like the most important person in the club, you tend to hang out in more intimate, more exclusive venues Looking for somewhere new? Your best bet is The Plumm in New York.

Aquarius

While everyone is gushing about the newest hotspot, you are utterly unimpressed. It’s not that it isn’t nice. It’s just that strategically placed couches and candles don’t arouse your partying senses. Not only does your Aquarius mind demand creativity, but it shuns most anything that is not. Looking for a party staple? Try crobar. No, it's not new. And the door isn't exclusive. But with art galleries, 2 dance floors, and balconies overlooking the main floor, you will surely find yourself thanking the clubbing gods.

Pisces

While generally as creative as the Aquarian, the Pisces party-goer cares more about having a good time than where the good time is had. Because you detest authority and confinement, you tend to party where restrictions are limited. Unfortunately for you, trekking through a dense forest to find a rave is a rare occurrence. To relive the glory days, you’re willing to sacrifice the locale for a more confined venue as long as it’s so well hidden that not even the best trained dogs can ruin your fun. Try APT for a fun loving free night.

Aries

You, my dear Arians, are leaders and not followers. Unable to even comprehend the idea that someone else may suggest something to do on a Saturday night, you make plans on Monday and expect everyone to say yes. Luckily (or perhaps unluckily) for your friends, you have a fierce determination to succeed and enjoy a challenge. You would quicker start a fight with the bouncer at the tough door than accept their policy. Up for a challenge? Try Bungalow 8. Good luck.

Taurus

Some people may call you boring, but you like to consider yourself classy. Known for your peace-loving ways, you tend to steer clear of venues that will instigate any sort of police raid or gang war gun violence. Not only will the violence upset your tranquility, but you fear someone may scuff your very expensive shoes. While warehouse clubs may sound fun to others, you much prefer a quiet venue with a butler type waiter serving you champagne. Cain will keep your Cristal (or Dom P, these days) flowing and your police fearing heart at ease.

Gemini

Two-faced is not the right word but the first that comes to mind. Representing the sign of the twins, the typical Geminian is fun and childlike, yet possesses a dark side. Given the opportunity, you will sell your soul to the devil for drink tickets and then lie to your friends about how you got them. Good times, people. Good times. You have so much (natural) energy that a big dance floor is a must. Also because you get bored easily and will likely gyrate across the room to your next conquest. To stimulate your sense, check out Soundbar in Chicago. You won’t be disappointed.

Cancer

Perhaps the most sensitive sign of the zodiac, you tend to prefer staying at home than going out. Most everything you do has emotional sentiment attached and so while you would rather go to Blockbuster then B.E.D. your going out style must have a purpose. You don’t care about the hottest spot but rather the feeling you will get from the club. This means you end up at the hottest spot anyway because your favorite DJ is spinning. Your friends could find you sitting off in some corner listening to the set, mentally reminiscing about the first time you heard it. Your bar is Cielo. The DJ never disappoints, and there’s enough room for you to just sit back and enjoy the music.

Leo

A male Leo would be considered a leader. A female Leo would be considered a bitch. Double standards aside, Leos know how to party hard. You have a passion for luxury and will shout it loud so the world can hear. For you, it’s not the size of the ship; it’s the motion of the ocean. Meaning: big club or small lounge, all you care about is the quality. When you shell out tons of cash for bottle service, you expect the service to be quick and the waitress to be hot. It’s just not in your nature to settle for less. Check out Miami’s Space for all of the above.

Virgo

Virgo is the only sign represented by the female and so it is only natural for you to flock to the beautiful ladies; good thing it’s socially acceptable for both men and women to enjoy a beautiful girl. While you can enjoy a good go-go dancer, your conservatism leads you to enjoy a more refined type of scene. Perhaps a hotel lounge will suit your partying urges? Check out Hotel Gansevoort.

Libra

You know that huge line at Marquee on a Tuesday night? Yeah, they’re probably all Libras. As a lover of anything beautiful, you tend to flock to the trendiest spots in the city because, well, they happen to be the most aesthetically pleasing. When it comes to going out, your motto is “the more the merrier” but there is one condition: your large circle of friends should be as aesthetically pleasing as the venue. For a night of beautiful ambiance and people, head to Home.

Scorpio

With the amount of the intense emotions you possess, it is no surprise that you are considered the most sexual of the signs. Your sensual energy is evident in every day life but truly comes out at night. No dance floor? Not a problem. You’ll make your own. No date? Definitely not a problem. You’ll pick a target and then wheel them in. Of course, you prefer to party in a spot as sexual as you with people as sexual as you. Not a problem if you live in Miami. With heat inside and out, Studio A will be your new haven.

Sagittarius

You can go to a hole in the wall dive or an upscale lounge and you’ll have the same amount of fun. That’s because you are so positive that you can make a good time happen anywhere. However, if you have to wait too long and are given the wrong drink, you will likely fly into a wild rage. That said, you are likely to be found in the more upscale local due to the high quality of service. Check out Basque in LA for a good time.

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