Chunkky Beets

[Jindabyne]

Dude, that was a fucking badass party...i had a good time, even though i didn't get laid that night...lol,,,,on the way home though, i have to take 75N to 635 east..well the cops had that blocked off so i had to take 635w and do a uturn at hillcrest...well this stupid fuck is doing like 100 mph and almost hits the wall and then exits hillcrest..by the time i get there, his car is fucking backwards in the intersection of hilcrest and the frontage road of 75, his car is banged to shit, and like 5 cop cars surround his ass and bust in all his windows, plus there's a little dog fucking running around the car like he doesn't know what the fuck to do...that' is some of the craziest shit i've seen in awhile... but as far as the party goes..it was awesome....i was gettin mad love from all my bitches tonight... glad to see everyone out and good to meet the new people (timmers, liz, john walker, crim, juan, body, heyliz, nick, and fucking finally guido's ass....so glad you came down for this party man) it was an awesome fucking party. big ups to all the djs and amber and sarah, that was fucking greatness...i'll be waiting for the next meat up....i love you guys but i have to eat my whataburger and then go to bed....peace


ps. i LOVED the parachute!!!

p.s.s. i went to D.E.A for a minute afterwards and some weirdo just started rubbing on my stomach, ass, and boobs......"I'm sorry but if you aren't Thomas, you are denied!!!" that is all.

[Funkenstein]

In no particular order (other than to start with Madame Ber herself along with PhatBuddha as well):

Massive raverdom.

Stars and bars (not from Georgia or the Confederacy) outside with Stanfield the non-gimp, second techiness from Tekfunk (well met, Chris, don't say that you don't have a face with the name anymore, gothy) and a surprise visit from Guido! There was no more interesting feat than discussing oppression of the masses with DA RAVE SLAVE in one ear and Guido in the other.

That was stage one.

Inside was banging beats, house infused with a touch of breaks, and drinks left and right. There were less drinks on the floor than in my tummy and that is alright with me. I got my awesome "Congo 1 Reprezentin" and "Hollywood" badge and wore it with pride till it fell off (thank you and forgive me, Stacey and Jade).

By the way, I see that Brandy wore her 'Hollywood" tag better than I. I hope to be as sexy next time. (/wink)

It was nice to kick it with John Walker and wife along with Red and Lee almighty. Demarkus and Kelle stopped in and stayed a spell as well and I snuck into a few pictures as well.

Bryan Knolley, my evil twin (GRRRRRRRRRRR) and Alvin swung by as well, shortly after a guest appearance by SeanSparks.

In short:

I came (but not in public).

I saw (some hot ass girls ((ZBF (((who is spoken for))), her friend in the "I want to rock with you" t-shirt, and Tasleem)) a non-violent night in Deep Ellum).

And I banged in my white T-shirt (for Travis and all the other garage artists that rolled through a lil before 2 AM).

Thank you all that showed up to make this party a success. Matthew Bandy rocked it right, there was no terror in the streets tonight, and there was some unity in the community.

Keep it going, folks. Crave and Anne Heche in 2008!!!

[jadedpeez]

hahahaha, well ram 2 u all.

I got there right on time to hear a dope as usual set of tekfunk's. He threw down leet toons and everyone gazed into his dead eyes. What a great way to start off the night.

twas a nice ray. i had fun. i felt boobies, danced, almost fell a few times, and sweated more than i ever have in my whole life. (it was hot in there)

crave always delivers. I have never left wishing that I didn't go.

Amber and Sarah--excellent job, guys. You ladies throw raves proper. Thanks for everything. For real! KEEP THE SEEN ALIVE!

I stopped by DEA for the rave and ended up staying till amost 6am. It was collz. I met cute UK boys and rammed till I could ram no more.

To everyone I saw and spoke to....RAM 2 U!

[MysteryMeat]

Got the ray on. Met some peeps (finally). Still love the face I get when people realize who I am on the inturweb . I can best describe it as a confused "shit... do I need to slap this guy?" kinda look.

Got my wrassle on in front with Juan (one) and Chris (Tekfunk) -- and summarily lost my work phone. However, I have some REALLY GREAT scrapes on my elbow and the back of my hand that are hardcorpse as all hell, and I'm fucking loving it. Nothing like drunken wrestling on a sidewalk in the middle of Deep Ellum for no good reason whatsoever other than to just do it.

Thanks to ber for helping me @ the door with the credit card situation and for the shots. Thanks to Guido for coming out, mang.... good to finally meet you and start plotting society's retribution with you. Good stuffs going on last night; danced, sweated, drank, wrestled, and generally got the rave on.

THIS PARTY WAS FUCKING SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First and foremost I'd like to thank Ber and Sarah for giving me the opportunity to play at this party. I had such a bad ass time playing. Thanks a lot. I really appreciate it.

I don't know what to say about this party other than it was perfect and the vibe was definitely there. If you can get my gothic ass out on the dancefloor and I'm dancing to house music, it's a sick party. That's all I got to say. I had a blast.

Matthew Bandy threw down some phat ass house. Once he got into his groove, there was no stopping him. I was definitely impressed.

I had a good little wrestling match outside with Thomas. Better luck next time man.

Seeing Stan being Oldie was worth going out there. Stan never ceases to make me laugh. Nice little set you had going out there Oldie.

Thanks to everyone that complimented me on my set. I really appreciate it and I'm glad that I got a chance to prove to Eminem that he is wrong. People do listen to TECHNO!!!!

It was nice to meet the new people. Don't be skurred. I'd also like to thank Midway. Thanks dude.

This party was definitely the place to be at. If you missed out, I'm sorry. Ber and Sarah did a wonderful job. Vote Ber/Sarahboobies in 2008!!!!!!!!!!

[Jindabyne]

now i'm just waiting for all those crazy pics sarah took to be posted....

[jadedpeez]

Originally Posted by SuperBitch

now i'm just waiting for all those crazy pics sarah took to be posted....

oh god..................

I don't even wanna know.

[Jindabyne]

hahahaha, i do

[Guido]

MUCHO GUSTO!!!

Finally! More faces and names have been matched face to face.

Thomas, Tasleem, Robin, Sarah, Tim, Koz, Chris, Joni, Rufus, Amber, Stacy (my fellow chainsaw loving fanatic), CrazyBitch (cuz I already forgot teh real namage) .... And some other people I'll remember when I'm not at work....

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*** EDIT: Timmers! Sean Sparks! How did I forget them?! ***
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I had a blast. Thanks to the organizers. That was a perfect little overnight escape from Austin. I'd like to thank everyone who helped me put a name with a face. It's important. Unfortunately, I was drinking and this process may have to be repeated.

Originally Posted by SuperBitch

now i'm just waiting for all those crazy pics sarah took to be posted....

heh heh. Yeah. That should be fun. I wonder how long before photochopped versions start showing up.

And as a closing comment.... I like CAKE!

[jadedpeez]

Originally Posted by Guido

And as a closing comment.... I like BUKKAKE!

what in the.............

[Nick]

Last night was a great vibe. Thanks to all involved for throwing a bad ass party..

[Guido]

Originally Posted by jadedpeez

what in the.............

Mmmmk. I dunno how you get that. "Out of context" just fails to apply here at all.

Ohh, and.... HOW'S YOUR HANGOVER????

[SeanSparks]

I didn't get a nametag.

Someone has a picture of me felating a sucker.

My ass hurt from riding a bike all day when I got there.

Hi.

-Sean

[Jindabyne]

shit, i forgot that i met your crazy fucking ass up there too Sean....GLAD TO FINALLY FUCKIN MEATCHA!!!!!

[El Cártel Malo]

OowiE... My head hurts. I didn't even want to go, but I'm glad the Juan Dingo made me stay. Great drunken times indeed! Holly and I made it home safe, but lil Juanita (One) assed out in the back seat with his head hangin out the window. The guy working the Whataburger drive thru laughed his ass off as we took pics.