My Phuckin Review Of Da Mega Rave Dis Weekend!

DA SHIT WUZ HELLA TIGHT OR SO I HEARD. I NEVER MADE IT TO DA PARTY!!! I WUZ ABOUT TO BE ON MY WAY OUT THERE BUT I HAD TO STOP AT GET SUM PETROL AT DA GAS STATION FOR MY RIDE... THERE WERE THESE 2 HUNNIEZ CHILLIN OUTSIDE BY DA PAY PHONEZ GIVIN DADDY "DA EYE" & SHIT SO U KNOW ME, I HAD TO STROLL UP TO THOSE PIGEONZ & SPIT SUM GAME & SHIT. THEY WUZ TRYIN TO SCORE SUM COCAINE BUT I SAID "HELL NAW BABY YALL DONT NEED DAT SHIT! I GOT WUT YA'LL WANT RIGHT HERE" & WHIPPED OUT 2 BOTTLEZ OF EXQUISITE MAD DAWG 20/20(BANANA RED FLAVA). WELL U KNOW HOW SCANDELOUS DRUG HOEZ GO WHEN THEY BE NEEDIN SUM SHIT SO NATURALLY THEY STARTED GETTIN ALL UP ON MY JOCK. I WUZ READY TO PARTY BUT THEY DIDNT WANT TO GOTO DA RAVE OUT IN B.F.E. SO I TOOK THEM TO DA MOTEL 6 & WE HAD OUR OWN PARTY THERE! I BARROWED MY DADZ TURNTABLE & I WUZ MIXIN RIGHT IN DA DAMN HOTEL ROOM OF MOTEL 6!! DA HOEZ ENDED UP LEAVIN & SHIT CUZ I WUZ GETTIN INTO SOME DEEP MIXIN WITH THIS NEW FATBOY OAKENFIELD RECORD I HAD SO I DIDNT EVEN GET MY JIMMY TOUCHED!!! AND I LOST 2 BOTTLEZ OF MD 20/20(WOT UP WITH DAT??!?!?! HOW U GONNA DRINK ALL OF A HOMIE'Z SHIT & NOT EVEN HAVE DA DECENTCY TO FONDLE A FOOL?!?!)


WELL BY DIS TIME IT WUZ ABOUT 12.30am AND I CALLED UP MY NIZZLE TO SEE HOW DA PARTY WUZ GOIN. HE SAID IT WUZ CANCELLED & DAT MUTHAPHUCKAZ WERE PAARTYIN AT DA "L". I WUZ LIKE "WOT DA HELL IS DA 'L'???" BUT HE WOULDNT TELL ME & SHIT CUZ HE THINKZ IM A 5-0 ER SUMTHIN DAT BASTARD SO I FIGURED HE WUZ TALKIN ABOUT LEWISVILLE. I WUZ ALSO OUT OF ALCOHOL SO I HAD TO GET BACK TO DA BEER STORE FOR S'MORE AMMO SINCE THOSE TRIFFLIN BIZNITCHEZ DRANK ALL MY SHIT. I HIT UP DA BEER STORE & GET 2 BOTTLEZ OF CISCO, A 40 OF SCHLITZ, & 2 PACKZ OF BLACK N MILDZ & THEN STARTED MY JOURNEY TO LEWISVILLE. WHEN I GOT THERE I PROCEEDED TO DRIVE AROUND FOR 3 HOURZ GETTIN QUITE TORN UP BUT I NEVA FOUND DA PHUCKIN RAVE!!!!!! WHERE DA PHUCK WERE U MUTHAPHUCKAZ PARTYIN IN LEWISVILLE???? I DID FIND ONE HOUSEPARTY BUT I WALKED IN & EVERYONE WUZ IN BONDAGE & SHIT & THERE WUZ DAT GIMP FROM PULP FRICTION DRIPPIN CANDLEWAX ON A BABOON IN A DIAPER I THOUGHT I MIGHT BE AT DA RIGHT PLACE BUT I DIDNT SEE NO TURNTABLEZ OR GLOWSTICKZ SO I LEFT. DROVE BACK TO DA CRIB & SMOKED SUM WIZARD SMOKE WHICH IZ PERFECTLY LEGAL U CAN ORDER IT OUT THE BACK OF ANY HIGH TIMEZ MAGIZINE. O WELL LATEZ....

You gotta be careful with them chicken headz.....

Your lucky thats all they took.....

[KING SIZE]

hahaha.. shut your bitch ass up.. rave tard.

Originally posted by silent grooves
hahaha.. shut your bitch ass up.. rave tard.

BITCH IF DAT WUZ ADDRESSED TO ME U DONE PHUCKED UP JUNIOR! U NEED TO LEARN SUM PHUCKIN NETEQUITTE CUZ U JUST HATTED ON DA WRONG MUTHAPHUCKA TODAY. DIDN'T UR MOMMY TELL U "IF U DONT HAVE SUMTHIN NICE TO SAY, DONT SAY IT AT ALL."??? WELL MAYBE MAMA FORGOT TO TEACH U DAT ONE, SO DADDY(THATZ ME) WILL HAPPILY OBLIGE U:

"IF U DONT HAVE SUMTHIN NICE TO SAY, SHUT UR FEEBLE COCKTRAP U JACKASS OR OTHERWIZE I WILL FILL IT UP WITH A 12 INCH STICK IF MANLOVE"


PRACTICE DAT TONIGHT SON & DO ME & UR MAMA PROUD.

[Kyle Everett]

Damn, I almost feel sorry for this guy....wait, no, I take that back. You are a disgrace to everything civil and good in this world, may god have mercy on your soul. That is all.

p.s. And I hope you never figure out where the "L" is, people like you dont belong there.

Originally posted by glwstck
Damn, I almost feel sorry for this guy....wait, no, I take that back. You are a disgrace to everything civil and good in this world, may god have mercy on your soul. That is all.

p.s. And I hope you never figure out where the "L" is, people like you dont belong there.

THANK U FOR UR INSIGHT! DO U FEEL COOL NOW THAT U ADDRESSED DEMEANING TEXT TO ME? OF COARSE U DO! DATZ BECUZ UR SHALLOW & INSECURE SO U FEEL DAT BY BELITTLING OTHER PEEPLE IT WILL MAKE U SEEM THAT U R OF A HIGHER QUALITY THAN THEM. CONGRADZ ON A JOB WELL DONE U HELMETSMOKER! *THUMBZ UP*

[Sir Meh]

da slave is the coolest person on this board. hes great. always cracks my ass up.

[Kyle Everett]

Originally posted by Da RAVE SLAVE



THANK U FOR UR INSIGHT! DO U FEEL COOL NOW THAT U ADDRESSED DEMEANING TEXT TO ME? OF COURSE U DO

Well actually I do feel better, thanx for asking!
peaces

[Lisa]

LOL some people are slow.

[darki]

I hate when bitches drink all the MD 20/20 then just leave..

*laughs*

I'm sorry I had to leave. My beeper was going off.
And as you probably already know - Time is money.

Next time get some Alize' and lay off the booze Da WHISKEYDICK SLAVE. Then we'll party

[Sindell357]

Da RAVE SLAVE gets the award for the most ghetto post of the day

Congrats, Da RAVE SLAVE.

wow, you drove around lewisville for 3 hrs and there was nothing going on?? SHOCKING!!

Raveslave....too bad you missed out on the "L".....it was tha BOMBDIGGITY! We had a blast!