My FUCKED UP dream about an after party

[djredeye]

ZOMG! I had this dream that we were all at Juandingos after Titans birthday party at Lizard Lounge. In my dream I was being hillarious, Juandingo broke out some quesadillas and was enthralled by the freshness of the mushrooms therein, Collin tried to fuck a table, Juan FM tried to rape me and System , System in turn was body flipin some chick over his shoulder, we listened to fidget, Feezy kept changing jumpers, and this tranny (that no one knew, with a weave that smaelled like doo doo) from a bus stop followed Richard and some chicas into Juans apartment and proceeded to just kick it a the party like it knew us and refused to leave when asked..that is after of course Juan told her she could stay if she needed to get right for a minute.
Isnt that crazy?!?!?!

oh wait.........that all actually happened. Oh dear...back to bed.

[T Moe Mass]

That was a cool dream minus the Tranny.

[djredeye]

yeah! you were in the dream too. Its gonna start turning into the end of Wizard of Oz, hee hehee hee.
"you were there, and you were there, and you were there Auntie Em...but just kept telling everyone i wanted to go home!"

[djredeye]

I wish someone woulda clicked that trannies ashy heels together (and lotioned them) a few times so she coulda floated the hell up outta there. she was a nice conversation piece though.

[juandingo]

I dreamt I got really fucked off on something and when I finally passed out and woke up two hours later everyone had gone like poof except for juanfm and jessica. juanfm was playing a possum in my dream. and a Mexican tranny kept trying to pass out in my bed. in other news, Feezy does it and remind me not to drink saltwater again. that was a good dream. Scotty could be heard entertaining the troops with stories about gay refrigerators and the tales of drum and bass monotony.

and for the record dnb girls are horny fucking sluts. and there were plenty of them at the show. I was reminded of it by all the drunk girls trying to hit on me and random ass grabbing and attempts at hand holding/requests to make out. it was like shooting fish in a barrel in there. they must have kicked the drinks up a notch for gilby's birthday. gilby looked like was feeling no pain at the end of it either. happy birthday homey! great party.

the boys rocked it too. you could tell they were jumped off to play dnb instead of their electro alteregos. I also heard stories of random harrasing and drunkiness at the hot dog guy as well by those mentioned above but who knows. it was all a dream. ewun/jake is good peeps and his kill the noise project is real nice in case you've been sleeping.

[juandingo]

and oh yeah...the time machine army marches on...forever

[Stranger Danger]

Time machine army! Foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[J. Fees]

oh noes. that was funny. scottie looked scared of that little jungle tranny. was it just me or did it seem like that tranny/whatever it was came straight from the jungles of guatamala, but with some rednecks clothes on? strange.

[djredeye]

was it Juan fm or system that said "Shes got really good shoes though!" hahaha

i was convinced she was gonna knock us all out with some nerve gas and use our skins for a coat to wear to Guatamala fashion week

[juandingo]

Originally Posted by J. Fees

oh noes. that was funny. scottie looked scared of that little jungle tranny. was it just me or did it seem like that tranny/whatever it was came straight from the jungles of guatamala, but with some rednecks clothes on? strange.

yeah she looked like one of the characters in apocalypto. and two scoops of raisins stirred my cereal bowl for sure.

[juandingo]

yeah she was getting too familiar there at the end. poor girl. I still wonder where she came from before.

[T Moe Mass]

Kari warned me there was some crazy dood there when I was walking in. Took all but, two seconds to figure out who she was talking about.

And for the record that was a terrible tranny. I just thought it was a guy with long hair. Motha fucka needs to put some work in if she/he wants to be one of my bitches.

[BrandonWhat]

I need pic of this tranny. As a tranny pr0n connoisseur, I can tell you what s/h/it is doing wrong.

[jtoosweet]

that dream sounds like some twilight zone shit hahaha.... it was like a big elephant in the room and no body wanted to deal with it. I even said to the tranny, get out, go home. And she said NO.

I guess she was a hooker looking for some play.


this thread cracks me up non stop

[*kari*]

I tried to warn everyone that the tranny was following us in the gate!! I tried to make the bitch leave after a while but she/he/it wouldnt budge. It kept licking it's lips like a lizard and all it said was "hello" and "you bitch" over and over again.

it was a circus