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Old 09-10-02, 04:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Platinum Club (otherwise entitled: "A gay man's first venture into a strip club"

Well, a good friend of mine decided to have a birthday yesterday, so of course he had the reigns on what he wanted to do. Of all things he wanted one of two: a place to drink alcohol and play video games, or a place to drink alcohol and look at boobies.

Obviously, he went for the latter.

So out we go to the Platinum club. Quite honestly, I almost didn't make it in the door. I'm 25, gay, and have never been in such a place, and quite honestly had no idea what to expect. I figured we were going to be walking into a seedy (no pun intended )joint, complete with drunken, horny, and dirty old men, parking lot fights, etc., etc.

To my pleasant surprise, it was no such thing. Pretty classy (as classy as you can get with topless girls running around), a pretty cheerful crowd, and some (seemingly) nice dancers. For the most part, I focused my concentration on the beer in my hand (even long after it was empty ) . But my friend got a little dance for his birthday, had a good time, so it was all good.

All in all, not bad. Not my scene, really, but not bad.

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Old 09-10-02, 04:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: The Platinum Club (otherwise entitled: "A gay man's first venture into a strip club"

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For the most part, I focused my concentration on the beer in my hand (even long after it was empty ) .
- Thomas
I do that all the time...

especially when I'm a bit uncomfortable or feel out of place...

like being the only dj at a Lesbian B-Day party in Denton...and only having "trance" records on my person...

that was years ago...bad decision it was...

I almost got in a fight with an unruly African-American "woman"...

so I took my "ball" and went home...

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Old 09-10-02, 05:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm dissapointed in you Thomas. I thought I was going to be the first to take you to a "topless entertainment facility".


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Old 09-10-02, 08:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thomas...

I am disappointed honey... I thought that you loved admiring the boobs... even though you don't wanna get with them!

Yes... in titty clubs... you just gotta step back and admire the man made tits! Ha! Unless the club you went to all natural girls...

In that case... sorry!



*All statements above were a joke. Please... if you have real or fake tits, don't take offense to my crass humour.*
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hah!...

you said crass!...

that's funnay...

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beware of angry "hip-hop hooray" Denton lezs...f'realz

p.s. - mees never been to teh titty-club...curious i am yes?...
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Old 09-11-02, 01:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Next time go to DG's and get him on stage. You'll see penis when they pull down his pants while he's downing a huge drink.
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titty bars are kool...most of them are b.y.o.b. lol
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I miss the titty bar kinda. The free lap dances and drinks and ALL THE HOT GUYS! I actually met some really bad ass guys there.
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ok, well Silvercity is fun....

*its the only one Ive been to so far*
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Illusions is fun...it's where I work at (WAITRESS DAMNIT JUST WAITRESSING!!!!!)


I got me a couple of lap dances myself on Saturday night...mmmm....boobies...
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Old 09-11-02, 06:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Men's Club is the classiest one I've been in. Clubhouse bored me, and another one Merritt took me to was straight-up nasty. I don't remember the name of the place though.

I haven't been to any of the others so far, and I doubt I'll be going to any more soon. Unless I decide to get an anonymous dance from Jobe's Sidekick.
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Shit man, next week I'll take you out to one of the seedy joints so we can kick ass and watch tits...

Ain't nothin like getting a lapdance from a 30 yr old mother of 5!
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Shit man, next week I'll take you out to one of the seedy joints so we can kick ass and watch tits...

Ain't nothin like getting a lapdance from a 30 yr old mother of 5!
sure there is, a 17 year old mother of three with a fake ID! GO FARE!

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