The only complaint I have about aging...

[Roos]

... Is that when the weather changes my knee and my ankle really hurt. I broke my ankle snowboarding and twisted my knee skiing years ago. Today my knee is KILLING me. Feels like someone took a hammer to it from the inside.

I think the only thing that will help is a big doobie. Unfortunately that aint gonna happen till a week from now.

/hobbles away

[Ray Lek]

Rub some Tiger balm on it...it's the Hong Kong way.

[-m-]

Mine's plumbing issues. Seriously, taking pills to piss right for the rest of your life is not exactly what I'd call an electronic music festival.

[Longhorn Jones]

You okay, grandpa?

[Roos]

Here's my condition:


A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, look
over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table
that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can
under
the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage
first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out
the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check
left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to
my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I
decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've
been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water
the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water
and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I
realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the
remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it
back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the
floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the
spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
- the car isn't washed
- the bills aren't paid
- there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
- the flowers don't have enough water,
- there is still only 1 check in my check book,
- I can't find the remote,
- I can't find my glasses,
- and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for
it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

[juandingo]

dont forget about those gray hairs on your nutz.

[Roos]

Originally Posted by juandingo

dont forget about those gray hairs on your nutz.

no hairs on my nuts.

[juandingo]

you're going bald. oh shit. you are old.

[Ender]

Damnit miles.... lol

Originally Posted by -m-

Mine's plumbing issues. Seriously, taking pills to piss right for the rest of your life is not exactly what I'd call an electronic music festival.

[f.i.g.u.r.e]

Originally Posted by Roos

Here's my condition:


A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, look
over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table
that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can
under
the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage
first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out
the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check
left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to
my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I
decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've
been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water
the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water
and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I
realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the
remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it
back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the
floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the
spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
- the car isn't washed
- the bills aren't paid
- there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
- the flowers don't have enough water,
- there is still only 1 check in my check book,
- I can't find the remote,
- I can't find my glasses,
- and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for
it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

That, my friend, might just be the funniest thing i'll laugh at today. That is great dude!!!

[Enchilada with Doo Doo as the meat]

man getting old must suck.

[skelekim]

aww dont blame it on the aging, blame it on the injury!

[BigBallinColin]

that sounds like you set up an exciting tomorrow. what the hell did I even do yesterday? *starts finding shit