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elNastioBananaHando · 10-29-07, 03:45 PM

I know you can lead horse to water but you can't make it drink.

Currently have a friend of mine saying "I need some damn water I'm so thirsty!" lead him a to nice size pond and he responds with "I'm not sure man you know where I can get some Aquafina?" Fucking horses!

WTF?

Funkenstein · 10-29-07, 03:51 PM

Tell him that he will end up working for the mob if he is not careful.

By working for the mob, I mean as a prop in someone else's bed minus anything below his head.

PETA · 10-29-07, 03:53 PM

I'd offer a comment but I just don't care enough

elNastioBananaHando · 10-29-07, 04:05 PM

The real story is a good buddy of mine called me up saying he wanted to become a Java Developer but he was only doing it because he heard someone saying you could start off making 60K. So he asked me where he should start to learn it and how he should go about for getting a job. I sent him a ton of reading material. Offered to teach it to him on weekends, and told him to try and get certified as a developer. His response to all that reminded me of Mark the Faget. He just meh! Ok then why the fuck call and make me research all that shit for you.

Had a recruiter call me today looking for an entry level person and asked me if I knew anyone. I forwarded it to him. He said he was very interested and asked if I could help him out. I said lets get together this weekend so you can have an interview next week and have an idea of what Java is all about. His response Oh man I would love to but I have to go Hunting.

PETA · 10-29-07, 04:06 PM

hunting man.... geesh c'mon

elNastioBananaHando · 10-29-07, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xian

hunting man.... geesh c'mon

I totally understand and I'm all for Hunting, drinking beer and killing random small animals. But think long term. If i make 40K a year and someone offers me the chance to make 60K I would say fuck the hunting trip. The deer aren't going anywhere.

PETA · 10-29-07, 04:15 PM

they sure as hell aren't going very far if they cross my path....

our renters took a 14 pt white tail (bow) this weekend from a spot about 100yds from where I spend a good part of my opening day (gun) ...... bitches!

elNastioBananaHando · 10-29-07, 04:20 PM

that does suck. We should have a DDM Hunting Meet Up!

I can see it now.

Nasty Andy: "holy Shit Xian look at that fucking bear! I'm a shoot it!"

Xian: "Andy I don't think thats a bear."

Nasty Andy:"Has to be man" *shoots a bear like animal*

Xian: "Holy shit Andy it wasn't a bear! It was Ash off the boards. You're in deep shit!"

Nasty Andy: "thank god your lawyer Xian. What should we do?"

Xian: "Not sure but looks like we might not be having anymore kick ass nights at the rave bar threads"

Nasty Andy: "LOL!"

umalak_ · 10-29-07, 04:24 PM

how much does this entry level job pay?

PETA · 10-29-07, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elNastioBananaHando

that does suck. We should have a DDM Hunting Meet Up!

I can see it now.

Nasty Andy: "holy Shit Xian look at that fucking bear! I'm a shoot it!"

Xian: "Andy I don't think thats a bear."

Nasty Andy:"Has to be man" *shoots a bear like animal*

Xian: "Holy shit Andy it wasn't a bear! It was Ash off the boards. You're in deep shit!"

Nasty Andy: "thank god your lawyer Xian. What should we do?"

Xian: "Not sure but looks like we might not be having anymore kick ass nights at the rave bar threads"

Nasty Andy: "LOL!"

skin him and make a rug?

elNastioBananaHando · 10-29-07, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by umalak_

how much does this entry level job pay?

60K and trust me Java isn't rocket science.

umalak_ · 10-29-07, 04:28 PM

damn, i'll take the job. i'll go pick me up a java book tonight lol

you think they might work with a school schedule or is this a M-F 8-5 solid type thing?

elNastioBananaHando · 10-29-07, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xian

skin him and make a rug?

ROFL!

reddaisy6 · 10-29-07, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elNastioBananaHando

60K and trust me Java isn't rocket science.

I remember you telling me about that good for nothing girl that worked in your office. Hell for 60k I should kick that hoebag in the teeth & apply for the job myself.

Alexis Gold · 10-29-07, 04:30 PM

eh, i don't even like messing around w/flash.

I should really learn java! Shit!

*signs up for java school*

10-29-07, 04:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
umalak_ Spurs > Mavs Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 9,361	how much does this entry level job pay? __________________ "The fiend in his own shape is less hideous than when he rages in the breast of man." - Hawthorne (Young Goodman Brown) "Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it." - Thoreau (Resistance To Civil Government) "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears the beat of a different drummer." - Thoreau (Walden)

10-29-07, 04:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
umalak_ Spurs > Mavs Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 9,361	damn, i'll take the job. i'll go pick me up a java book tonight lol you think they might work with a school schedule or is this a M-F 8-5 solid type thing? __________________ "The fiend in his own shape is less hideous than when he rages in the breast of man." - Hawthorne (Young Goodman Brown) "Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it." - Thoreau (Resistance To Civil Government) "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears the beat of a different drummer." - Thoreau (Walden)

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