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Damnsammit · 10-31-07, 06:35 AM

So right around this time, 5:30am, all the old ladies that work the 6am-230pm shift are starting to come in, all of them with their own unique smell.

Some make me think they were once young and pretty, but most make me think that they were born in a pile of vomit.

Deff Gordon · 10-31-07, 10:15 AM

lolz

elNastioBananaHando · 10-31-07, 10:22 AM

Ok take that same smell and mix it in with cig smoke and it gets worse. The lady that sits next to me smells like this all time.

Funkenstein · 10-31-07, 10:35 AM

I call it "Arsenic and Old Lace".

Coquette · 10-31-07, 10:44 AM

you would

Funkenstein · 10-31-07, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Janell

you would

You know me too well, m'dear.

Sinner · 10-31-07, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by elNastioBananaHando

Ok take that same smell and mix it in with cig smoke and it gets worse. The lady that sits next to me smells like this all time.

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What's worse is these stupid, fat, old whores don't think about that some ppl are WAY allergic to that crap. I used to get nose bleeds till I bitched and bitched and bitched about it. It's since been cut back by about 15%. That and the allergy shots have helped.

BrandonWhat · 10-31-07, 11:39 AM

I hate having to hug old women. One of the worst experiences of the holidays every year. I mean, why even bother bathing and wearing clean clothes? I'm just going to stink like chemical waste afterwards.

Johnny Funk · 10-31-07, 11:42 AM

The park I run at will occasionally have old ladies powerwalking in packs. All with matching windsuits and bathed in perfume. It gets fucking HARD to breathe downwind from them.

Delfonic · 10-31-07, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MicahB

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What's worse is these stupid, fat, old whores don't think about that some ppl are WAY allergic to that crap. I used to get nose bleeds till I bitched and bitched and bitched about it. It's since been cut back by about 15%. That and the allergy shots have helped.

Wow.. Nice that you automatically placed old women into the "stupid, fat, whore" group. You must be a very compassionate human being.

Sinner · 10-31-07, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Delfonic

Wow.. Nice that you automatically placed old women into the "stupid, fat, whore" group. You must be a very compassionate human being.

They aren't compassionate to me. I made it VERY clear that I'm highly allergic to that crap, and they didn't care. So fuck them...

If you got nose bleeds and countless doctor visits because of some stupid, fat whores vanity, you'd be just as compassionate towards them as well.

PETA · 10-31-07, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sexual Chocolate

I call it "Arsenic and Old Lace".

"mustard gas and roses"

though I think that's meant to describe Pal Mals and booze

10-31-07, 02:39 PM

Ugh! Old lady perfume reminds me of Estee Lauder Youth Dew.

90dayRichie · 10-31-07, 04:50 PM

You kinda are born in a pile of vomit tru?

audiodubliner · 10-31-07, 05:03 PM

Old lady perfume gives me a raging boner. Especially the stuff that smells like baby powder.

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Damnsammit Suicide Survivor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: work Posts: 8,979	Old Lady Perfume So right around this time, 5:30am, all the old ladies that work the 6am-230pm shift are starting to come in, all of them with their own unique smell. Some make me think they were once young and pretty, but most make me think that they were born in a pile of vomit. __________________ You are an idiot.

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BrandonWhat I make WTF out of you. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Austin Posts: 7,196	I hate having to hug old women. One of the worst experiences of the holidays every year. I mean, why even bother bathing and wearing clean clothes? I'm just going to stink like chemical waste afterwards. __________________ Have some vengeance for Mr. Sympathy and let me share your pain with myself.

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Johnny Funk Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,457	The park I run at will occasionally have old ladies powerwalking in packs. All with matching windsuits and bathed in perfume. It gets fucking HARD to breathe downwind from them. __________________ The bass keeps coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and going and going and going and going and going and going and DROP! http://www.myspace.com/johnnyfunk For Mixes and Podcast click here: http://www.badbrotherinc.com http://sense.fm/ Saturdays 8-10 2hours of tunes w/ Mike X and Myself

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10-31-07, 02:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
Luxe Guest Posts: n/a	Ugh! Old lady perfume reminds me of Estee Lauder Youth Dew.

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90dayRichie Titty Baby Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Dallas Posts: 1,174	You kinda are born in a pile of vomit tru?

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