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ONE FM · 11-02-07, 09:08 AM

When darting to the bathroom.. make sure you have reached a stationary position and have no lingering momentum.

I now have a knot in my head

90dayRichie · 11-02-07, 11:28 AM

owned

> · 11-02-07, 11:40 AM

haha.

DJ Finle · 11-04-07, 12:31 AM

LOL

I sneezed into the bathrooom sink one time so hard I hit my head on the faucet. fucking sucked ass...I think I have done that twice in my life.

darki · 11-04-07, 01:08 AM

My brother loves to leave the cabinet above the toilet open. There have been a few drunken nights were I've hurried into the bathroom for an emergency beer pee and caught the corner of that door with my shoulder or collar bone.

Now I make sure to turn the light on for safety even if it's a "Bud Light Rocket Through the Body and Pee a Gallon" moment.

Not that I drink cheap domestic beer often, but even microbrew or import can give you that sorta situation if you get caught up watching some stupid house flipping show on TLC.

juandingo · 11-04-07, 02:08 AM

i love listening to shurikan while creating massive amounts of toilet chili.

darki · 11-04-07, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juandingo

i love listening to shurikan while creating massive amounts of toilet chili.

I prefer silence so I can fully rejoice in the sounds of my own anal cannon attacking the porcelain kingdom.

juandingo · 11-04-07, 03:08 AM

see it doesn't matter for me because i usually will let out a loud 'oooh man' in excitement after the first silo has been deployed.

darki · 11-04-07, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juandingo

see it doesn't matter for me because i usually will let out a loud 'oooh man' in excitement after the first silo has been deployed.

I prefer "Ah Christ!".

juandingo · 11-04-07, 03:17 AM

"for the love of all that is holy"

djredeye · 11-04-07, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juandingo

i love listening to shurikan while creating massive amounts of toilet chili.

i dont know if you should come to my party

juandingo · 11-04-07, 04:02 AM

i won't have dinner beforehand scotty.

Funkenstein · 11-04-07, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juandingo

i love listening to shurikan while creating massive amounts of toilet chili.

Quote:

Originally Posted by djredeye

i dont know if you should come to my party

Quote:

Originally Posted by juandingo

i won't have dinner beforehand scotty.

You just can't pay for that kind of comedy (and Darki's "Oh Christ" moment).

"YOU IS CRAZY!"

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juandingo benny ill Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lakewood Posts: 4,019	see it doesn't matter for me because i usually will let out a loud 'oooh man' in excitement after the first silo has been deployed. __________________ "We've seen you. We know you. We've been you. We'll show you." - Phenomenal Handclap Band "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka facebook twitter myspace

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juandingo benny ill Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lakewood Posts: 4,019	"for the love of all that is holy" __________________ "We've seen you. We know you. We've been you. We'll show you." - Phenomenal Handclap Band "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka facebook twitter myspace

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juandingo benny ill Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lakewood Posts: 4,019	i won't have dinner beforehand scotty. __________________ "We've seen you. We know you. We've been you. We'll show you." - Phenomenal Handclap Band "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka facebook twitter myspace

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