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charlie brown · 11-03-07, 08:08 PM

after that smoking = saggy tits thread, I got to thinking about my own situation.

in most toilets I do not have to worry, but there is the occasional restroom where Mr Kohler felt the need to fit that extra qt of water in the bowl, causing my balls to dip ever so slightly.

a little water never hurt anyone, but come on... if I sit down on the thing, it's to take a shit... so inadvertently I find myself holding onto my sack for however long it takes to get done.

90dayRichie · 11-03-07, 08:23 PM

HA dangit! You need a ball bra!

amor · 11-03-07, 08:38 PM

Dude how far do your balls hang? Hah

Eric Scholwinski · 11-03-07, 08:43 PM

somethings you probably shouldn't share with DDM, this is however, one of those times.

darki · 11-03-07, 10:05 PM

Maybe you should wear a brall?

DJ Finle · 11-04-07, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeckerWood

HA dangit! You need a ball bra!

Bwahahahahhahah 4 realz

DJ Finle · 11-04-07, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darki

Maybe you should wear a brall?

Waka Waka

Seriously, you have old guy balls syndrome.

Deff Gordon · 11-04-07, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatPec

after that smoking = saggy tits thread, I got to thinking about my own situation.

in most toilets I do not have to worry, but there is the occasional restroom where Mr Kohler felt the need to fit that extra qt of water in the bowl, causing my balls to dip ever so slightly.

a little water never hurt anyone, but come on... if I sit down on the thing, it's to take a shit... so inadvertently I find myself holding onto my sack for however long it takes to get done.

hahahaha

juandingo · 11-04-07, 02:10 AM

trying flushing instead of sitting in your own stew. plus the extra water feels good when you flush as it splashes your ass clean as well.

darki · 11-04-07, 02:18 AM

Y'know, usually the toilets with the high water line are the broken ones.

I peed in one last week at work and hit the handle as I jumped out of the stall. On my way to the sink I heard it splash onto the floor. I sure hope there wasn't anyone in the next stall over.

juandingo · 11-04-07, 03:09 AM

you should have tried tapping your toes to check...keke.

darki · 11-04-07, 03:13 AM

I don't roll Republican, nigga.

juandingo · 11-04-07, 03:16 AM

you should try it. i've been doing it to try and scare people.

charlie brown · 11-04-07, 04:38 AM

the fake sack they put on johnny knoxville in jackass 2 has nothing on the one I was given at birth.

darki · 11-04-07, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatPec

the fake sack they put on johnny knoxville in jackass 2 has nothing on the one I was given at birth.

You should get that checked out.

11-03-07, 08:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
charlie brown Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: dallas Posts: 15,860	toilets with a high water line after that smoking = saggy tits thread, I got to thinking about my own situation. in most toilets I do not have to worry, but there is the occasional restroom where Mr Kohler felt the need to fit that extra qt of water in the bowl, causing my balls to dip ever so slightly. a little water never hurt anyone, but come on... if I sit down on the thing, it's to take a shit... so inadvertently I find myself holding onto my sack for however long it takes to get done.

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11-04-07, 02:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
juandingo benny ill Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lakewood Posts: 4,020	trying flushing instead of sitting in your own stew. plus the extra water feels good when you flush as it splashes your ass clean as well. __________________ "We've seen you. We know you. We've been you. We'll show you." - Phenomenal Handclap Band "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka facebook twitter myspace

11-04-07, 02:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
darki Vampirate Captain Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Korriban Posts: 5,799	Y'know, usually the toilets with the high water line are the broken ones. I peed in one last week at work and hit the handle as I jumped out of the stall. On my way to the sink I heard it splash onto the floor. I sure hope there wasn't anyone in the next stall over. __________________ My fucking Space dot com World War Z First Response Team

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11-03-07, 08:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
90dayRichie Titty Baby Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Dallas Posts: 1,174	HA dangit! You need a ball bra!

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amor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Carrollton Posts: 2,959	Dude how far do your balls hang? Hah

11-04-07, 03:09 AM	#11 (permalink)
juandingo benny ill Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lakewood Posts: 4,020	you should have tried tapping your toes to check...keke. __________________ "We've seen you. We know you. We've been you. We'll show you." - Phenomenal Handclap Band "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka facebook twitter myspace

11-04-07, 03:13 AM	#12 (permalink)
darki Vampirate Captain Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Korriban Posts: 5,799	I don't roll Republican, nigga. __________________ My fucking Space dot com World War Z First Response Team

11-04-07, 03:16 AM	#13 (permalink)
juandingo benny ill Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lakewood Posts: 4,020	you should try it. i've been doing it to try and scare people. __________________ "We've seen you. We know you. We've been you. We'll show you." - Phenomenal Handclap Band "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka facebook twitter myspace

11-04-07, 04:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
charlie brown Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: dallas Posts: 15,860	the fake sack they put on johnny knoxville in jackass 2 has nothing on the one I was given at birth.

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