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Old 11-03-07, 08:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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toilets with a high water line

after that smoking = saggy tits thread, I got to thinking about my own situation.

in most toilets I do not have to worry, but there is the occasional restroom where Mr Kohler felt the need to fit that extra qt of water in the bowl, causing my balls to dip ever so slightly.

a little water never hurt anyone, but come on... if I sit down on the thing, it's to take a shit... so inadvertently I find myself holding onto my sack for however long it takes to get done.

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Old 11-03-07, 08:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HA dangit! You need a ball bra!
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Old 11-03-07, 08:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Dude how far do your balls hang? Hah
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Old 11-03-07, 08:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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somethings you probably shouldn't share with DDM, this is however, one of those times.
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Old 11-03-07, 10:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-07, 12:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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after that smoking = saggy tits thread, I got to thinking about my own situation.

in most toilets I do not have to worry, but there is the occasional restroom where Mr Kohler felt the need to fit that extra qt of water in the bowl, causing my balls to dip ever so slightly.

a little water never hurt anyone, but come on... if I sit down on the thing, it's to take a shit... so inadvertently I find myself holding onto my sack for however long it takes to get done.

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trying flushing instead of sitting in your own stew. plus the extra water feels good when you flush as it splashes your ass clean as well.
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Y'know, usually the toilets with the high water line are the broken ones.

I peed in one last week at work and hit the handle as I jumped out of the stall. On my way to the sink I heard it splash onto the floor. I sure hope there wasn't anyone in the next stall over.
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you should have tried tapping your toes to check...keke.
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you should try it. i've been doing it to try and scare people.
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the fake sack they put on johnny knoxville in jackass 2 has nothing on the one I was given at birth.
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the fake sack they put on johnny knoxville in jackass 2 has nothing on the one I was given at birth.
You should get that checked out.
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