Surrogate Mother/Egg donor ads... - Dallas Dance Music - Dallas nightlife, music, tickets, and more

tabby · 11-07-07, 04:56 PM

in bathroom stalls @ bars

Have the marketing teams of these companies ever heard of oh, I dunno...a target audience! They're looking for non-smoking/drinking, drug/disease free 21-30 year old females, amongst other criteria that doesn't usually apply to people that frequent bars IMO.

Well, this doesn't really bother me, I just think it's pretty retarded haha

DataBass · 11-07-07, 05:08 PM

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tabby · 11-07-07, 05:30 PM

lol I'd totally do it but I'm not weight/height proportionate, I drink like a fish/smoke like a chimney and I'm diabetic. My eggs are useless! I would never carry a child...for me or anyone else, fuck all that!

sepania · 11-08-07, 02:27 PM

That is pretty funny.

I see those adds at school sometimes, which seems to be a more appropriate place to advertise.

11-07-07, 04:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
tabby Relax. I'm a ninja. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,685	Surrogate Mother/Egg donor ads... in bathroom stalls @ bars Have the marketing teams of these companies ever heard of oh, I dunno...a target audience! They're looking for non-smoking/drinking, drug/disease free 21-30 year old females, amongst other criteria that doesn't usually apply to people that frequent bars IMO. Well, this doesn't really bother me, I just think it's pretty retarded haha __________________ Originally Posted by DataBass http://www.dallasdancemusic.com/foru...s/viewpost.gif Shit, I have a hard enough time talking to my wife about a FFM threesome. Wives can be such cockblockers sometimes!

11-07-07, 05:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
tabby Relax. I'm a ninja. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,685	lol I'd totally do it but I'm not weight/height proportionate, I drink like a fish/smoke like a chimney and I'm diabetic. My eggs are useless! I would never carry a child...for me or anyone else, fuck all that! __________________ Originally Posted by DataBass http://www.dallasdancemusic.com/foru...s/viewpost.gif Shit, I have a hard enough time talking to my wife about a FFM threesome. Wives can be such cockblockers sometimes! Last edited by tabby; 11-07-07 at 06:22 PM.

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