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DJ Finle · 11-15-07, 03:19 PM

Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but five different dogs keep shitting in my yard...FOR FUCK SAKES MAN, my whole yard smells like dog shit!

I now know why they offer to mow.

Timmers · 11-15-07, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Pakalolo~

Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but five different dogs keep shitting in my yard...FOR FUCK SAKES MAN, my whole yard smells like dog shit!

I now know why they offer to mow.

pull a Me, Myself & Irene (jim carrey movie) a go take a dump in your neighbors yard...

thats just me...

DREX · 11-15-07, 04:20 PM

collect the excrement and put it in the offenders mailboxes

BigBallinColin · 11-15-07, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DREX

collect the excrement and put it in the offenders mailboxes

I think that is a federal crime. what you should to is try to catch the fuckers in the act and then tackle them into the shit face first.

zcwilly · 11-15-07, 11:12 PM

I fucking hate that, the worst is when you step in someone else's dog shit in your own yard. I pickup trash from my front lawn from time to time as well, one of my other pet peeves.

justbenjamin · 11-15-07, 11:29 PM

Some people go to home depot and pay for shit to fertilize gardens with.

DJ Finle · 11-16-07, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmers

pull a Me, Myself & Irene (jim carrey movie) a go take a dump in your neighbors yard...

thats just me...

Lol, that would be the shit :P

They are nice people though. Their dogs have just been running wild for no telling how long and probably have been shitting in this yard for ten years.

amor · 11-16-07, 08:47 AM

You pick up the shit and put in front of their door. Hopefully they will step in it when they walk out.

BrandonWhat · 11-16-07, 09:02 AM

Find some articles on the effects of fecal bacteria on the environment, what it does to the local water supply, the ground water itself, etc., then go to Kinko's and get them printed as flyers, or maybe even posters, particularly the images of shit sitting in the lawn, perhaps some you've taken yourself of their dogs shit, and then just start spamming the block.

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DREX ayatollah of rocknrollah Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the wasteland Posts: 12,567	collect the excrement and put it in the offenders mailboxes __________________ born for love Last edited by DREX; 11-15-07 at 04:28 PM.

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BrandonWhat I make WTF out of you. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Austin Posts: 7,195	Find some articles on the effects of fecal bacteria on the environment, what it does to the local water supply, the ground water itself, etc., then go to Kinko's and get them printed as flyers, or maybe even posters, particularly the images of shit sitting in the lawn, perhaps some you've taken yourself of their dogs shit, and then just start spamming the block. __________________ Have some vengeance for Mr. Sympathy and let me share your pain with myself.

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