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Keyser Soze · 03-07-08, 05:35 PM

Is fucking lame.

1st. I hate baseball/softball. It sucks, it's boring, and I think I have been to the batting cages all of two times my entire life.

2nd. I have no desire to watch over weight women run around with pig tails, and ass sweat seeping through their coochie cutter, cut off sweat pants.

3rd. There is no liquor

4th. 5 of the guys that play are over the age of fifty and run the bases with cigg's hanging out of their mouths.

5th. It's Florida, in the middle of fucking March with 98% humidity and the out field will be like running in a damn swamp.

la dj · 03-07-08, 05:37 PM

dude you can always get shitty just before

Keyser Soze · 03-07-08, 05:38 PM

Im bringing a flask.

Its the only way to make it bearable.

Oh and getting trashed before is a no go. Gotta work in the office for like 2 hours prior to everyone going over to the field.

la dj · 03-07-08, 05:38 PM

atta boy!

Tortures Dionysos · 03-07-08, 06:14 PM

Yuck. That sucks.

Rod Cramwell · 03-07-08, 07:07 PM

It could be worse. Like a mandatory company "fuck your cubicle-mate" game.

Roos · 03-07-08, 07:12 PM

shiiit. If it were me I would have a knee problem that required me to sit it out with a Big Gulp and watch.

MC Twinkie · 03-07-08, 07:26 PM

If its manditory, then it should be on the clock. If its not on the clock complain to the department of labor or some shit like that. You can say that playing sports is not part of your job description and you are being bullied into doing so. Also you should start asking question about getting injured on the field and if you get workmans comp and shit like that, basically liable. Ask for someone to sign off on shit too. Eventually they will get the hint you don't want to play. If you are getting paid to play, fuck it! Being outside sure beats work.

Eric Scholwinski · 03-07-08, 07:28 PM

this is the time i;d have a family emergency.

lol

do you get fird if you don't show?

zymote · 03-08-08, 05:43 AM

Is it mandatory in the sense that you're required to go, or mandatory in the sense that you have to go if you ever want to get promoted?

Worse comes to worse, just get drunk and hit on the boss's wife. That's always good for some lolz.

PETA · 03-08-08, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zymote

Is it mandatory in the sense that you're required to go, or mandatory in the sense that you have to go if you ever want to get promoted?

Worse comes to worse, just get drunk and hit on the boss's wife. That's always good for some lolz.

better yet... get her drunk and watch her hit on a guy from the copy center....

lightz · 03-08-08, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zymote

Is it mandatory in the sense that you're required to go, or mandatory in the sense that you have to go if you ever want to get promoted?

Worse comes to worse, just get drunk and hit on the boss's wife. That's always good for some lolz.

Yea you should be getting paid if it is the mandatory to attend.

> · 03-08-08, 05:19 PM

Softball is SO FUN. I bet it's even funner drunk as hell.

Keyser Soze · 03-14-08, 10:16 AM

Day of game.

Three fat chicks wearing lots of pink, their hair in pig tails, and ass huggin cut off sweat shorts...check.

Cloudy weather, and ground absoloutely soaked from last nights storm.....check.

Flask filled with rum...check.

Oh, and yeah, we are getting paid for it. Its looking pretty cloudy out, so hopefully we will just get rained out. Because I am officially on vacation for the next week and a half, and it would be nice to get a jump start on the trip to Miam and the Keys.

skelekim · 03-14-08, 10:41 AM

I would see it as a chance to bean some employees.

03-07-08, 05:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keyser Soze www.indecay.com Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 6,175	Mandatory company softball game.... Is fucking lame. 1st. I hate baseball/softball. It sucks, it's boring, and I think I have been to the batting cages all of two times my entire life. 2nd. I have no desire to watch over weight women run around with pig tails, and ass sweat seeping through their coochie cutter, cut off sweat pants. 3rd. There is no liquor 4th. 5 of the guys that play are over the age of fifty and run the bases with cigg's hanging out of their mouths. 5th. It's Florida, in the middle of fucking March with 98% humidity and the out field will be like running in a damn swamp. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4on7LKIZ34 Last edited by Keyser Soze; 03-07-08 at 05:55 PM.

03-07-08, 05:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
la dj only lived in LA for 2 weeks Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,129	dude you can always get shitty just before __________________ "Good djs play the latest music. GREAT DJS play 30+yrs of dance music and make it work" - Silverbull "When I listen to records from back in the day, they can't compare to today's music. That raw feeling can't be heard in our current environment where everything seems to over rely on digital production." - Oliver Bondzio

03-07-08, 05:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Keyser Soze www.indecay.com Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 6,175	Im bringing a flask. Its the only way to make it bearable. Oh and getting trashed before is a no go. Gotta work in the office for like 2 hours prior to everyone going over to the field. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4on7LKIZ34

03-07-08, 05:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
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03-07-08, 07:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Rod Cramwell Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In the road Posts: 2,599	It could be worse. Like a mandatory company "fuck your cubicle-mate" game.

03-07-08, 07:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
MC Twinkie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I'm always fresh and full of cream filling! Posts: 2,036	If its manditory, then it should be on the clock. If its not on the clock complain to the department of labor or some shit like that. You can say that playing sports is not part of your job description and you are being bullied into doing so. Also you should start asking question about getting injured on the field and if you get workmans comp and shit like that, basically liable. Ask for someone to sign off on shit too. Eventually they will get the hint you don't want to play. If you are getting paid to play, fuck it! Being outside sure beats work.

03-07-08, 07:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
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03-08-08, 05:43 AM	#10 (permalink)
zymote Yes We Did! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: ATX Posts: 5,347	Is it mandatory in the sense that you're required to go, or mandatory in the sense that you have to go if you ever want to get promoted? Worse comes to worse, just get drunk and hit on the boss's wife. That's always good for some lolz. __________________ Zenergy Events ___________________________________________ Parties I'm Attending: 12.11.10 - dAlice in Whomperland - Tribal Elements - Dallas

03-08-08, 05:19 PM	#13 (permalink)
> Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 35,976 Blog Entries: 5	Softball is SO FUN. I bet it's even funner drunk as hell. __________________ I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.

03-14-08, 10:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
Keyser Soze www.indecay.com Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 6,175	Day of game. Three fat chicks wearing lots of pink, their hair in pig tails, and ass huggin cut off sweat shorts...check. Cloudy weather, and ground absoloutely soaked from last nights storm.....check. Flask filled with rum...check. Oh, and yeah, we are getting paid for it. Its looking pretty cloudy out, so hopefully we will just get rained out. Because I am officially on vacation for the next week and a half, and it would be nice to get a jump start on the trip to Miam and the Keys. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4on7LKIZ34

03-14-08, 10:41 AM	#15 (permalink)
skelekim THE Mother Flippin' Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: --------------> Posts: 7,823	I would see it as a chance to bean some employees. __________________ Members: 12,724, Active Members: 1,348 SHIT.

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