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lysistrata · 03-13-08, 12:39 PM

fucking neighbors and their fucking barking dogs. thank the gods these dogs don't live full time with the elderly couple who's backyard is catty-corner to ours; their "real" owners no doubt figure the geezers are good babysitters because they probably can't hear the INCESSANT BARKING, hell, if i owned those dogs i'd farm them out to anyone who would take them as much as fucking possible. these two fucking dogs sit in the backyard and bark, ALL FUCKING DAY. if you go outside in your own backyard, they bark at you. if you yell at them to SHUT THE FUCK UP, they bark at you. the only thing that's humorous about this scenario is what happens if you approach the fence to yell at them from closer proximity. then those fucking dogs back the fuck up, and eventually go inside. they'll holler at you all day, wake you up about two hours before your usual rising time, but if you walk towards them, they run away.

fucking dogs. fuck.

DataBass · 03-13-08, 12:46 PM

This thread ought to be good.

Enchilada · 03-13-08, 12:57 PM

You sound like Karen.

DREX · 03-13-08, 01:02 PM

shoot them with a bb gun a few times and theyll shut up

lysistrata · 03-13-08, 01:09 PM

what, am i supposed to be worried about pissing off sarah? nah. i don't think she'll mind since i'm not talking about killing them or anything.

03-13-08, 01:12 PM

Dogs that bark are sluts.

Pi Eta Alpha · 03-13-08, 01:15 PM

The remedy for the noisy neighbor dogs !
1 part meat
1 Part Rat Poison
Toss that over the fence and after a while no more noisy dogs!

lysistrata · 03-13-08, 01:18 PM

i admit, i used to live next to someone who had a pit bull that they'd let out to bark every morning at 6am (and this was the summer i worked at the bar). that was the only time in my life i've had homicidal thoughts about an animal. if these dogs lived next to us full time i'd probably be there already...but i'd never do that. i'd just fantasize about it. i used to call the city on the pit bull all the time before it finally stopped.

Enchilada · 03-13-08, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TragicallyUnhip

Dogs that bark are sluts.

hahahahahahaha

Roos · 03-13-08, 01:26 PM

there are city ordinances and laws about that. seriously. you should look into it. if they bark for a certain amount of time or at certain hours, the law can be enforced.

Sir Meh · 03-13-08, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TragicallyUnhip

Dogs that bark are sluts.

In rufus terms:

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lysistrata · 03-13-08, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roos

there are city ordinances and laws about that. seriously. you should look into it. if they bark for a certain amount of time or at certain hours, the law can be enforced.

i know, i used to call the city when it happened every morning with the pit bull. these dogs only come to stay with our neighbors about once a month, it's not worth calling the city. but it is worth bitching about in rave rants and complaints!

Tortures Dionysos · 03-13-08, 01:44 PM

Barking dogs SUCK. I HATE BARKING DOGS.

I'm with ya girl.

Ash · 03-13-08, 01:45 PM

box fan

Funkenstein · 03-13-08, 02:11 PM

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box fan

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