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03-19-08, 12:37 PM
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please for the love of god CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED. I can hear these disgusting, slobbery smacks coming over my cubicle wall. It sounds like the tubby bitch next to me is dismembering a corpse with only her mouth. What exactly is she eating that makes wet, slobbery smacks, crunches, AND slurps? CORPSES. Maybe I work next to a zombie. I wouldn't be surprised. P.S. i eat in my cubicle, once every 3 hours. No fucking way does it sound like that. Maybe my broccoli-crunching sounds kinda gross, but c'mon. P.P.S. headphones are my friend.
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03-19-08, 12:43 PM
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Noisy eating grates on my nerves too. So grotz.
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03-19-08, 01:01 PM
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I have a family member, whom I love dearly, who eats like a squirrel, very fast and with rapid chewing. Unfortunately, this person also crunches and otherwise chews their food really, really loud and talks the entire time. It drives me absolutely batshit crazy to the point I have to excuse myself. This person also does it on the phone a lot as well and I have to make up an excuse to call them later. They just have a super high energy, fast-paced personality, so I guess they eat the way they do everything else.
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03-19-08, 01:02 PM
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Oh eating on the phone would make me have to excuse myself to slam my head in my front door repeatedly.
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03-19-08, 01:05 PM
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I can't stand loud crunching noises anyway, and this person absolutely loves crunchy foods. Seems like they're always eating really hard cookies, apples, chips, pretzels, etc... and they bite down really, really hard. I've never seen anyone else eat quite like this. haha
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03-19-08, 01:06 PM
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my parents are guilty of this. therefore, growing up i really didnt notice it. my ex would slap me upside the head every time she caught me chewing with my mouth open. i'm so thankful she was around to break me of that habit. i try to point it out to my parents, but it's hard to teach old dogs new tricks. even if it is a something as uncouth as that.
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03-19-08, 01:07 PM
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You know what sound I absolutely hate? That kind of muffled, sticky sound that the inside of my mouth makes when I'm eating a banana and open my mouth to take another bite. It's like amplified smacking and I can't get around making it when I have them. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?
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03-19-08, 01:12 PM
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I hate any and all eating noises. I hate watching TV shows where they're having dinner because all the clanking sound effects they add in get on my last nerve. I also hate it when they amplify the slurping and smacking kissing noises during love scenes. It's like nails running down a chalkboard to me.
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03-19-08, 01:16 PM
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Box fan.
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03-19-08, 01:28 PM
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this Groove Armada - Essential Summer Mix is working out just fine. my revenge is going to be: smearing my tuna can residue on the underside of her keyboard. > 
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03-19-08, 01:32 PM
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keeping your mouth closed and not making sounds while you eat are basic things that should be taught to children at a young age so they can avoid the humiliation while in adulthood. that shit is bad manners and i will actually fucking tell someone this if i'm around them.
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03-19-08, 02:01 PM
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Yeah, that has to be the most annoying thing to me, next to sucking your fingers, and pissing on the toilet seat.
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03-19-08, 02:06 PM
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what about not flushing a urinal?! i mean WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!!!! are you THAT OCD that you cant pull the god damned lever! that's just nasty to walk in and have glowing amber saying, sup playa!
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