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DJ Finle · 05-09-08, 11:24 PM

Yup that's all

BradH · 05-10-08, 04:35 PM

see ya there

transplant · 05-12-08, 01:05 PM

Hey Finle. Did you upset the natives in Hawaii?

Alexis Gold · 05-12-08, 01:08 PM

I earned my 1st class ticket there this wkend.

soje · 05-12-08, 01:19 PM

The old monk sat by the side of the road. With his eyes closed, his legs crossed and his hands folded in his lap, he sat. In deep meditation, he sat.

Suddenly his zazen was interrupted by the harsh and demanding voice of a samurai warrior. "Old man! Teach me about heaven and hell!"

At first, as though he had not heard, there was no perceptible response from the monk. But gradually he began to open his eyes, the faintest hint of a smile playing around the corners of his mouth as the samurai stood there, waiting impatiently, growing more and more agitated with each passing second.

"You wish to know the secrets of heaven and hell?" replied the monk at last. "You who are so unkempt. You whose hands and feet are covered with dirt. You whose hair is uncombed, whose breath is foul, whose sword is all rusty and neglected. You who are ugly and whose mother dresses you funny. You would ask me of heaven and hell?"

The samurai uttered a vile curse. He drew his sword and raised it high above his head. His face turned to crimson and the veins on his neck stood out in bold relief as he prepared to sever the monk's head from its shoulders.

"That is hell," said the old monk gently, just as the sword began its descent.

In that fraction of a second, the samurai was overcome with amazement, awe, compassion and love for this gentle being who had dared to risk his very life to give him such a teaching. He stopped his sword in mid-flight and his eyes filled with grateful tears.

"And that," said the monk, "is heaven."

ONE FM · 05-12-08, 04:38 PM

That's dumb..

Delfonic · 05-12-08, 04:47 PM

I don't believe in hell

Sinner · 05-12-08, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soje

The old monk sat by the side of the road. With his eyes closed, his legs crossed and his hands folded in his lap, he sat. In deep meditation, he sat.

Suddenly his zazen was interrupted by the harsh and demanding voice of a samurai warrior. "Old man! Teach me about heaven and hell!"

At first, as though he had not heard, there was no perceptible response from the monk. But gradually he began to open his eyes, the faintest hint of a smile playing around the corners of his mouth as the samurai stood there, waiting impatiently, growing more and more agitated with each passing second.

"You wish to know the secrets of heaven and hell?" replied the monk at last. "You who are so unkempt. You whose hands and feet are covered with dirt. You whose hair is uncombed, whose breath is foul, whose sword is all rusty and neglected. You who are ugly and whose mother dresses you funny. You would ask me of heaven and hell?"

The samurai uttered a vile curse. He drew his sword and raised it high above his head. His face turned to crimson and the veins on his neck stood out in bold relief as he prepared to sever the monk's head from its shoulders.

"That is hell," said the old monk gently, just as the sword began its descent.

In that fraction of a second, the samurai was overcome with amazement, awe, compassion and love for this gentle being who had dared to risk his very life to give him such a teaching. He stopped his sword in mid-flight and his eyes filled with grateful tears.

"And that," said the monk, "is heaven."

wheres the punch line?

Enchilada · 05-12-08, 04:53 PM

Knock knock..

hepkatmama · 05-13-08, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soje

The old monk sat by the side of the road. ..."And that," said the monk, "is heaven."

beautiful. thank u for sharing that with us.

DJ Finle · 05-14-08, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by transplant

Hey Finle. Did you upset the natives in Hawaii?

No I upset some family stuff though Eeeek!

DJ Finle · 05-14-08, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitty B.I.C.

I earned my 1st class ticket there this wkend.

Nice, what island you gonna visit?

Ottica B · 05-19-08, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Delfonic

I don't believe in hell

Don't believe? What? When your in the VIP with me there you will believe.

Eric Scholwinski · 05-19-08, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Delfonic

I don't believe in hell

i don't believe fantasy worlds either.

BradH · 05-19-08, 12:25 PM

Fire and brimstone and bears, OH MY!

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soje Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 782	The old monk sat by the side of the road. With his eyes closed, his legs crossed and his hands folded in his lap, he sat. In deep meditation, he sat. Suddenly his zazen was interrupted by the harsh and demanding voice of a samurai warrior. "Old man! Teach me about heaven and hell!" At first, as though he had not heard, there was no perceptible response from the monk. But gradually he began to open his eyes, the faintest hint of a smile playing around the corners of his mouth as the samurai stood there, waiting impatiently, growing more and more agitated with each passing second. "You wish to know the secrets of heaven and hell?" replied the monk at last. "You who are so unkempt. You whose hands and feet are covered with dirt. You whose hair is uncombed, whose breath is foul, whose sword is all rusty and neglected. You who are ugly and whose mother dresses you funny. You would ask me of heaven and hell?" The samurai uttered a vile curse. He drew his sword and raised it high above his head. His face turned to crimson and the veins on his neck stood out in bold relief as he prepared to sever the monk's head from its shoulders. "That is hell," said the old monk gently, just as the sword began its descent. In that fraction of a second, the samurai was overcome with amazement, awe, compassion and love for this gentle being who had dared to risk his very life to give him such a teaching. He stopped his sword in mid-flight and his eyes filled with grateful tears. "And that," said the monk, "is heaven." __________________ cydewaze.

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