A letter to the pigs in my office...

[Tortures Dionysos]

Dear Pigs in my Office,

Let me start this by saying, I am NOT your fucking maid. Nor am I am your Mother. My job here is not clean up after your lazy ass.

If you cook something in the microwave, and it splatters shit all over the inside of it... clean it the fuck up.

If you spill coffee or food on the tables... wipe it the fuck up.

If the fridge smells funky... Don't turn to me and tell me that it smells funny and it needs to be cleaned out. OH REALLY? Clean it your fucking self, bitch.

Oh, and if there is WD-40 the squeeky breakroom door... don't tell me I got some on the wall... Shit, I'm the only one who actually took action and brought up WD-40 to fix the bitch. Why don't you just wipe it the fuck up!

Sincerely,
Karen

[J Dub-Ya]

So how is your day going?

[Alexis Gold]

I can't stand a place where everyone puts their lunch left over in the fridge and it becomes a science experience GONE WRONG!

If I was a boss I would give a bonus (like a lunch out) to the person who ended up cleaning out the fridge.

[hepkatmama]

my office pays a maid. well he's a guy, so i guess he would be the custodial engineer. he washes the dishes every day & cleans out the fridge on fridays.

he is also the coffee maker.

unofficially he is my spanish tutor. y es muy simpatico.

[e-brake]

We have a flock of mexicans that pass through a couple times a week to clean up after us......they do a much better job than my mom or maid has ever done with my messes.

[Alexis Gold]

Originally Posted by hepkatmama

my office pays a maid. well he's a guy, so i guess he would be the custodial engineer. he washes the dishes every day & cleans out the fridge on fridays.

he is also the coffee maker.

unofficially he is my spanish tutor. y es muy simpatico.

that's awesome. i've worked in places w/a cleaning crew but NEVER have they cleaned the fridge OR the microwave!

[Tortures Dionysos]

Originally Posted by e-brake

We have a flock of mexicans that pass through a couple times a week to clean up after us......they do a much better job than my mom or maid has ever done with my messes.

I work in Las Colinas. They don't let Mexicans in.

[david austin]

anger mngmt

[juandingo]

seriously.

[BLAZEN]

Originally Posted by david austin

anger mngmt

seconded

[kparker]

Just stop using the kitchen, tables , and fridge. Eat out or at your desk. Problem solved.

[hepkatmama]

Originally Posted by Kitty B.I.C.

that's awesome. i've worked in places w/a cleaning crew but NEVER have they cleaned the fridge OR the microwave!

we have a full kitchen with two stoves, etc. its really nice because there is an outdoor garden you can use with little tables. the best part is the little old lady who works on this floor that likes to make cakes & soups on Tuesdays.

She is trying to make me fat because she doesn't think I eat. Its sweet.

[alexican]

whats your job description karen? i'm the designated cleaning person during the day b/c i'm the receptionist. i have to clean the kitchen, empty the dishwasher, refill the creamer holders, and wipe down the counters every morning. in the afternoon i have to fill the dishwasher, empty and clean the coffee pots, and wipe down all the counters and tables.

and its almost NEVER my messes.

[dallasmale30]

Originally Posted by alexican

whats your job description karen? i'm the designated cleaning person during the day b/c i'm the receptionist. i have to clean the kitchen, empty the dishwasher, refill the creamer holders, and wipe down the counters every morning. in the afternoon i have to fill the dishwasher, empty and clean the coffee pots, and wipe down all the counters and tables.

and its almost NEVER my messes.

Man F that noise.

[Tortures Dionysos]

Originally Posted by alexican

whats your job description karen? i'm the designated cleaning person during the day b/c i'm the receptionist. i have to clean the kitchen, empty the dishwasher, refill the creamer holders, and wipe down the counters every morning. in the afternoon i have to fill the dishwasher, empty and clean the coffee pots, and wipe down all the counters and tables.

and its almost NEVER my messes.

I'm the Training Supervisor and the Supervisor the Internship program.

Trust me, it's not in my job description. I'm willing to be a team player though to keep our small office clean. But I seem to be the only one on the team.