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> · 05-15-08, 08:37 PM

This customer walks into the store, she looks like a crackhead, a massive, dirty, crack head. She's already got her :angry mad: face on before she even walks through the door, and she's whiney and mopey and sighing heavily as she walks to the counter, obviously to ask me something, and she's making a painful face and says "Oh, god, ugh (she's in pain), Can I use your bathroom?" And she obviously, knows where my bathroom is, because she's already walking TOWARDS it. I'm thinking, no, bitch you cannot use my bathroom, it's for employees only, and you're a gross crackhead who's probably going to vomit and spit and shoot up and die in there and eat my trash. So, no, you can't. I say "No sorry, it's not working right now.. it's really gross in there. Try next door?"

She's pissed, because somebody at some other point had obviously let her use our facilities.

As she angrily and painfully walks out, I notice she's got a bun in the oven, looks like she was 78 months pregnant with alien triplets.

Now I feel kinda bad.

BHAZ · 05-15-08, 08:44 PM

dont feel bad, your restroom is for employees only, just because some one else let her use it doesnt mean you have to. if she was as dirty as you say you would have to clean up after her before you felt comfortable using it yourself. plus she wasnt even a customer she didnt buy anything did she?

Eric Scholwinski · 05-15-08, 08:45 PM

/calls satan

yep, hell just froze over, robin feels bad!

> · 05-15-08, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BHAZ

dont feel bad, your restroom is for employees only, just because some one else let her use it doesnt mean you have to. if she was as dirty as you say you would have to clean up after her before you felt comfortable using it yourself. plus she wasnt even a customer she didnt buy anything did she?

Yea but, gas stations let people use their bathrooms without buying anything. Lots of places do. And, lots of people make exceptions when the person in question is really really pregnant. If I had known she was that pregnant, I would have let her use it.

As a general rule, I tell people who work here, not to ever let customers use the bathroom. Unless it's a fucking emergency.

BHAZ · 05-15-08, 09:00 PM

do you work at a gas station? dont feel bad for not wanting to share your facilities with someone who is filthy. if she comes back and looks like she has showered recently then by all means let her use it. but there is no reason to feel bad about it.

Eric Scholwinski · 05-15-08, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BHAZ

do you work at a gas station?.

grocery store.

Ray Lek · 05-15-08, 09:15 PM

It was a pillow, like in that movie The Cooler

> · 05-15-08, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BHAZ

do you work at a gas station?

No, but it's just as bad. lol

DataBass · 05-16-08, 09:01 AM

Yeah, wouldn't that have been crazy if she shit out a stillborn in the employee restroom? I'll bet that isn't something you'd want to clean up.

skelekim · 05-16-08, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DataBass

Yeah, wouldn't that have been crazy if she shit out a stillborn in the employee restroom? I'll bet that isn't something you'd want to clean up.

I didnt mean it that way. asshat.

Ash · 05-16-08, 09:34 AM

either she needed to take a big shit or she was having trouble with her pregnancy. sucks for her both ways.

DataBass · 05-16-08, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by reamer

I didnt mean it that way. asshat.

hepkatmama · 05-16-08, 10:04 AM

when there is a baby in there, your favorite organs don't have a enough room like they did a few months ago. so your bladder is comparable in storage capacity to the bladder of a gerbil or some other uber tiny creature. like an hour car trip would require 2 or 3 stops.

thass why the ladies are making the mad faces. kid is doing kidney punches in there to make room. not pleasant.

> · 05-16-08, 12:23 PM

Yea, I know all that, that's why I felt bad afterwards. But she was still a dirty, pregnant, crack whore.

Eric Scholwinski · 05-16-08, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Robin T. Fine

Yea, I know all that, that's why I felt bad afterwards. But she was still a dirty, pregnant, crack whore.

you know you probably felt bad because it was like looking at a walking future self.

05-15-08, 08:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
> Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 35,976 Blog Entries: 5	I feel bad... This customer walks into the store, she looks like a crackhead, a massive, dirty, crack head. She's already got her :angry mad: face on before she even walks through the door, and she's whiney and mopey and sighing heavily as she walks to the counter, obviously to ask me something, and she's making a painful face and says "Oh, god, ugh (she's in pain), Can I use your bathroom?" And she obviously, knows where my bathroom is, because she's already walking TOWARDS it. I'm thinking, no, bitch you cannot use my bathroom, it's for employees only, and you're a gross crackhead who's probably going to vomit and spit and shoot up and die in there and eat my trash. So, no, you can't. I say "No sorry, it's not working right now.. it's really gross in there. Try next door?" She's pissed, because somebody at some other point had obviously let her use our facilities. As she angrily and painfully walks out, I notice she's got a bun in the oven, looks like she was 78 months pregnant with alien triplets. Now I feel kinda bad. __________________ I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.

05-15-08, 08:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
BHAZ Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: AZ Posts: 885	dont feel bad, your restroom is for employees only, just because some one else let her use it doesnt mean you have to. if she was as dirty as you say you would have to clean up after her before you felt comfortable using it yourself. plus she wasnt even a customer she didnt buy anything did she? __________________ it's hard being house in a hip hop world!

05-15-08, 08:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Eric Scholwinski The Prowler Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Technically Deep Inside Your Mind Posts: 36,738	/calls satan yep, hell just froze over, robin feels bad! __________________ Saturday's from 3pm-4pm on http://www.myhouse-yourhouse.net http://www.facebook.com/ericscholwinski November 28th - Lunar Tunes @ Zubar November Date TBA - Vibe @ Absinthe Lounge -------------------------------------------------- New Fall Mix for 2009 Click Here To Download!

05-15-08, 09:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
BHAZ Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: AZ Posts: 885	do you work at a gas station? dont feel bad for not wanting to share your facilities with someone who is filthy. if she comes back and looks like she has showered recently then by all means let her use it. but there is no reason to feel bad about it. __________________ it's hard being house in a hip hop world!

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Ray Lek Eggroll King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Inside Elliott's Hardware Posts: 6,740	It was a pillow, like in that movie The Cooler __________________ Ray The other half of the Lek Brothers www.lekbrothers.com "Skill in photography is acquired by practice and not by purchase." - Percy W. Harris "Photography is the power of observation, not the application of technology." - Ken Rockwell

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05-16-08, 09:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
DataBass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Frass Canyon Posts: 62,647	Yeah, wouldn't that have been crazy if she shit out a stillborn in the employee restroom? I'll bet that isn't something you'd want to clean up.

05-16-08, 09:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ash Was up above it. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: L.A., New York, Chicago, Boston, Seattle, Forney Posts: 27,054	either she needed to take a big shit or she was having trouble with her pregnancy. sucks for her both ways. __________________ My milk snake brings all the girls to the yard.

05-16-08, 10:04 AM	#13 (permalink)
hepkatmama squeaky clean Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: this ][ close Posts: 12,119	when there is a baby in there, your favorite organs don't have a enough room like they did a few months ago. so your bladder is comparable in storage capacity to the bladder of a gerbil or some other uber tiny creature. like an hour car trip would require 2 or 3 stops. thass why the ladies are making the mad faces. kid is doing kidney punches in there to make room. not pleasant. __________________ "Don't fight darkness. Bring the light, and darkness will disappear" -MMY

05-16-08, 12:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
> Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 35,976 Blog Entries: 5	Yea, I know all that, that's why I felt bad afterwards. But she was still a dirty, pregnant, crack whore. __________________ I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.

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